Most fucked up thing you've said to a chick

Grizzly

Grizzly

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Eleven11 said:
" ( I know it sounds bad but I was in a rage, she only had a couple small scratches and its the only girl Ive ever hit, more like a thump.)1
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Nope, sounds great to me. Women are not to be hit, unless they hit you first. Then they're fair game to be beat half to death.
 
Preacher

Preacher

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Grizzly said:
Nope, sounds great to me. Women are not to be hit, unless they hit you first. Then they're fair game to be beat half to death.
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there lies the problem sometimes Grizz, I had a women I absulutly hated but no matter what I said the bitch would not hit me. she knew I would have made sure she would have to wear a bag over her face for the rest of her life.

on a side note I have a sister inlaw I would love to beat. She so FAT and ugly yet thinks she's better than anyone...... fuck i hate her so much.....

Now my day is wrecked.................
 
Eleven11

Eleven11

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Grizzly said:
Nope, sounds great to me. Women are not to be hit, unless they hit you first. Then they're fair game to be beat half to death.
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I really just stiff armed her in the forehead and before I knew it she was in the bushes, 1st kick in the head was like she was kicking off a football game, next 2 were quick whap,whaps. Im like WTF, she was in the bushes before I knew what was happening. I was only 18 when that happend. but she must of liked it because we went for about a month after that..................11
 
Finisher

Finisher

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Corrodo said:
OMG!!! This one I almost forgot about. My roomate and I went to a college to meet up with his GF and her friends about 6 years ago. Well we get into the dorm and start to drink alot before we hit the parties. Well one of the girls (who didnt drink) had her cousin in town who I thought was just quite and a little strange. Well my roommate's GF wanted me to take a picture of all the girls. So as they get set I said alright everyone get in closer. Well the one girl was acting weird and not listening so I said "hey Sara stop acting like fucking a retard and get in the picture"...YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I dropped a load in the middle of the floor...Come to find out the girl was slightly retarded and was deaf in one ear...JUST GREAT!!!! Till this day I get shit for that..Needless to say that killed the pre-party!!! I felt like shit and there wasnt enough apologies that night to cover my ass.
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Laughing to hard to respond...... I'll have to put some thought into this one..... Jesus man, my clients outside the door heard my laughter.
 
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