Most fucked up thing you've said to a chick

[shaqdeezl]

Most fucked up thing you've said to a chick

- Anchorage - Just met these two chicks at Humpy's (go figure). The boys wanted to go to The Alaskan Bush Company (one of THE BEST titty bars on the planet). I turned to the blonde and said, "Why don't you go with us? You can give me a BJ on the way." She left her friend to go with us and yes - she delivered.

- Helena - Sitting in a bar and grill with the boys watching...hmmm...a playoff game of some sort. This little bitch had been checking me out. I walked over to the booth she was sharing with a friend and slid in beside the non-eye making chick. I put my hand over her glass and she looked at me as if I had a cock growing out of my forehead. I said, "There's one thing I just have to know about you - do you like it in the ass?" She turned beet red...then smiled and said, "Yes." I never found out, though. Now do you know why I had my hand over her glass???? The other chick's was empty.

So - what's the most fucked up thing you've ever said to a chick???

 

[Corrodo]

Um Um...I know I am going to get shit for this one but my ex ex GF who I dated about 6 years ago was a complete bitch and one night in a heated argument she said something like "my ex bf never would have done that"...So I replied "well my ef gf was a better fuck than you"..... I got slapped and I lost count after 5 slaps.... I was only 20 at the time, now I WOULD NEVER say that again.


OMG!!! This one I almost forgot about. My roomate and I went to a college to meet up with his GF and her friends about 6 years ago. Well we get into the dorm and start to drink alot before we hit the parties. Well one of the girls (who didnt drink) had her cousin in town who I thought was just quite and a little strange. Well my roommate's GF wanted me to take a picture of all the girls. So as they get set I said alright everyone get in closer. Well the one girl was acting weird and not listening so I said "hey Sara stop acting like fucking a retard and get in the picture"...YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I dropped a load in the middle of the floor...Come to find out the girl was slightly retarded and was deaf in one ear...JUST GREAT!!!! Till this day I get shit for that..Needless to say that killed the pre-party!!! I felt like shit and there wasnt enough apologies that night to cover my ass.

 

[shaqdeezl]

Um Um...I know I am going to get shit for this one but my ex ex GF who I dated about 6 years ago was a complete bitch and one night in a heated argument she said something like "my ex bf never would have done that"...So I replied "well my ef gf was a better fuck than you"..... I got slapped and I lost count after 5 slaps.... I was only 20 at the time, now I WOULD NEVER say that again.


OMG!!! This one I almost forgot about. My roomate and I went to a college to meet up with his GF and her friends about 6 years ago. Well we get into the dorm and start to drink alot before we hit the parties. Well one of the girls (who didnt drink) had her cousin in town who I thought was just quite and a little strange. Well my roommate's GF wanted me to take a picture of all the girls. So as they get set I said alright everyone get in closer. Well the one girl was acting weird and not listening so I said "hey Sara stop acting like fucking a retard and get in the picture"...YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I dropped a load in the middle of the floor...Come to find out the girl was slightly retarded and was deaf in one ear...JUST GREAT!!!! Till this day I get shit for that..Needless to say that killed the pre-party!!! I felt like shit and there wasnt enough apologies that night to cover my ass.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[d-red]

corrodo.....that second storie was classic!!!!!!

 

[s7v7n]

- Anchorage - Just met these two chicks at Humpy's (go figure). The boys wanted to go to The Alaskan Bush Company (one of THE BEST titty bars on the planet). I turned to the blonde and said, "Why don't you go with us? You can give me a BJ on the way." She left her friend to go with us and yes - she delivered.

- Helena - Sitting in a bar and grill with the boys watching...hmmm...a playoff game of some sort. This little bitch had been checking me out. I walked over to the booth she was sharing with a friend and slid in beside the non-eye making chick. I put my hand over her glass and she looked at me as if I had a cock growing out of my forehead. I said, "There's one thing I just have to know about you - do you like it in the ass?" She turned beet red...then smiled and said, "Yes." I never found out, though. Now do you know why I had my hand over her glass???? The other chick's was empty.

So - what's the most fucked up thing you've ever said to a chick???

Hand over her glass.....

...still thinking...

 

[fighteveryone]

hmmm considering that me and my friend Tom used to have competitions on who could say the most creepy thing to a chick at a bar... i've got some input on this subject.

"you're so pretty i want to wear your face as a mask."
"so is there still tread on the runway or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." <--- i'll admit i stole that one from a Family Guy episode
"you have a pretty mouth."
"let me but you a drink... ever try a roofie-colatta?"

the worst one was when Tom went up to some girl who had a rather large bruise on her leg and said "you should start listening to your father better" and pointed to the bruise... ouch! the girl got all flustered and started yelling at him telling him how she got the bruise saying she bumped into a rail or some shit. he was like "yup thats what they all say, you're in denial." and he walked away.

needless to say... he won for that night.

 

[s7v7n]

Um Um...I know I am going to get shit for this one but my ex ex GF who I dated about 6 years ago was a complete bitch and one night in a heated argument she said something like "my ex bf never would have done that"...So I replied "well my ef gf was a better fuck than you"..... I got slapped and I lost count after 5 slaps.... I was only 20 at the time, now I WOULD NEVER say that again.


OMG!!! This one I almost forgot about. My roomate and I went to a college to meet up with his GF and her friends about 6 years ago. Well we get into the dorm and start to drink alot before we hit the parties. Well one of the girls (who didnt drink) had her cousin in town who I thought was just quite and a little strange. Well my roommate's GF wanted me to take a picture of all the girls. So as they get set I said alright everyone get in closer. Well the one girl was acting weird and not listening so I said "hey Sara stop acting like fucking a retard and get in the picture"...YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I dropped a load in the middle of the floor...Come to find out the girl was slightly retarded and was deaf in one ear...JUST GREAT!!!! Till this day I get shit for that..Needless to say that killed the pre-party!!! I felt like shit and there wasnt enough apologies that night to cover my ass.

Oh my God - how imbarrased can you be on that second one, haha...

...and I have said the same types of stuff as your first one - but never got smacked - just HIT!

 

[Corrodo]

Oh my God - how imbarrased can you be on that second one, haha...

...and I have said the same types of stuff as your first one - but never got smacked - just HIT!

About as embarrassed as letting out a wet fart on an elevator...Yeah I laugh today but I thought at anytime I was going to get struck down by lighting for that one.

 

[juiced2damax]

My best friend who passed away used to go to college bars and just go up to random women and say "I'll fuck you", they would laugh and act like they didn't understand what he said and others would give a nasty look and walk away..But I have to say that his line got him layed quite a few times...I saw it in action and it was always funny as hell bc he would say it in such a sinister loud obnoxious way.

 

[Vicious Cycle]

"Just so you know, I like my eggs scrambled in the morning"

"Give me cab-fare bitch!"

Of coarse the ever popular, do them doggystyle hang on tight and call them by a different girls name.

I only ever did the first one. I was drunk.

 

[shaqdeezl]

"Just so you know, I like my eggs scrambled in the morning"

"Give me cab-fare bitch!"

Of coarse the ever popular, do them doggystyle hang on tight and call them by a different girls name.

I only ever did the first one. I was drunk.

That's Rodeo Fuckin'!!! "Yeah, bitch. Your sister loves it this way."

 

[Grizzly]

- So - what's the most fucked up thing you've ever said to a chick???

"Yeah, well that's what you get for dating a black guy" (referring to her supposed rape)

or

"Have a nice trip to hell, you abortionist."

Hey, guys, the girl was a real cunt. What can I say?

 

[fighteveryone]

"Yeah, well that's what you get for dating a black guy" (referring to her supposed rape)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Corrodo]

"Yeah, well that's what you get for dating a black guy" (referring to her supposed rape)

or

"Have a nice trip to hell, you abortionist."

Hey, guys, the girl was a real cunt. What can I say?

Now I feel better!! Thanks

 

[s7v7n]

"Yeah, well that's what you get for dating a black guy" (referring to her supposed rape)

or

"Have a nice trip to hell, you abortionist."

Hey, guys, the girl was a real cunt. What can I say?

Wow...this one has the cake so far

 

[toothpick]

My good friends line he always used at a bar. If a girl was standing at the bar next to a bar stool we would walk up to her and ask her, "Can I push in your stool?" It was great some didnt understand it and some did. Sometimes they though it was so funny it started up conversation and the fuck got laid.

 

[juiced2damax]

My good friends line he always used at a bar. If a girl was standing at the bar next to a bar stool we would walk up to her and ask her, "Can I push in your stool?" It was great some didnt understand it and some did. Sometimes they though it was so funny it started up conversation and the fuck got laid.

LMAO...Thats a damn good one..I never heard that one before!

 

[Preacher]

Oh christ I have tons, hell I still say fucked up shit to women. But it seems my past drinking habbits have made me forget...well most of my past.....

I had a chick hitting on me at the bar. I said "the only way this is going to happen if you pick up someone a whole lot prettier than you. Then maybe we let you watch"

I still have people come up to me and call me an asshole for what I did years ago..... people just need to get over it.

 

[s7v7n]

Oh christ I have tons, hell I still say fucked up shit to women. But it seems my past drinking habbits have made me forget...well most of my past.....

I had a chick hitting on me at the bar. I said "the only way this is going to happen if you pick up someone a whole lot prettier than you. Then maybe we let you watch"

I still have people come up to me and call me an asshole for what I did years ago..... people just need to get over it.

That's pretty fucked up man - but I laughed a shit load Hahha!!!

 

[Willieman]

I was at a party once, and asked a girl who was a little flirty "you wanna go down stairs and fuck"..and off we went.

One girl who used to talk to me, but she had a boyfriend, and I had a girl.This particular time we were both broke up. I walked into a bar and saw her sitting with some friends, went over and asked if she wanted to go get a room..off we went