s7v7n
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LUCKY DUCK!
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A.k.
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hmm
once when i was a teen i think i was 16, i had 4 steady girls, all of which new of one another. Only one was not down with it and she always seemed to get the shit end of the stick as well. But anyways the things i said to her well once i said move your ass bitch.... I was drunk and trying to fuk her she was just sitting there like she was bored haha
maybe she was but that comment got her moving let me tell you.
once when i was a teen i think i was 16, i had 4 steady girls, all of which new of one another. Only one was not down with it and she always seemed to get the shit end of the stick as well. But anyways the things i said to her well once i said move your ass bitch.... I was drunk and trying to fuk her she was just sitting there like she was bored haha
maybe she was but that comment got her moving let me tell you.
s7v7n
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Moving away from your dick....once when i was a teen i think i was 16, i had 4 steady girls, all of which new of one another. Only one was not down with it and she always seemed to get the shit end of the stick as well. But anyways the things i said to her well once i said move your ass bitch.... I was drunk and trying to fuk her she was just sitting there like she was bored haha
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A.k.
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lol
yeah and to my face hehe, and back and gut.
yeah and to my face hehe, and back and gut.
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Ewww...doesn't sound good!
best thing Ive said to a girl after she broke up with me was
" at least I fucked you sister and your best friend.... too bad I didnt try for your mom I would have hit the trifecta"
than I sent her I dildo with a note that said go fuck yourself
Best part about it is even after all the shit we still talk and fuck once a week
" at least I fucked you sister and your best friend.... too bad I didnt try for your mom I would have hit the trifecta"
than I sent her I dildo with a note that said go fuck yourself
Best part about it is even after all the shit we still talk and fuck once a week
M FREAKY
Super Moderator
She has to be stupid to hang with you
Bro you should always remember this line You Don't Chase Them You Replace Them 
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Yep, it is, but not a single one of you mudder fuckers have or ever would say that to a girl. Just like I'm sure youse guys could name 100 different "sexual acts", like the dirty sanchez or whatever-the-fuck-else-some-stupid-fucking-loser-with-no-balls-made-up-one-day, but we all know no one actually ever does that, so it's a pretty stupid conversation.
Preacher
Trusted Member
Ohh grizz I beg to differ buddy I have run rodeo but did not make the 8 seconds she ripped away very quickly after I grab her tits and told her she's the worst fuck I have ever had. I also got kicked in the nuts and slapped, I actually felt bad after words.....cause I never did get to cum.....
Willieman
Trusted Member
I had a girl once talk to me about bangin her mom, she actually started it to get me all hot...her mom was smokin, and wanted to screw me. I just could not bring myself to do it...but the fuckin your mom talk was pretty hot.
Willieman
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Thats a good way to get a drink poured in your lap!
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fighteveryone
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i said a good one yesterday... my gf hasnt spoken a word to me since. it was in response to her lack of care towards the baby birds i posted on that other thread.
"you're going to make a terrible mother."
oouch. yeah.
i'm in the doghouse right now.
"you're going to make a terrible mother."
oouch. yeah.
i'm in the doghouse right now.
Willieman
Trusted Member
damn dude, don't you know there is a line not to cross....your in deep, I would suggest some major ass kissingi said a good one yesterday... my gf hasnt spoken a word to me since. it was in response to her lack of care towards the baby birds i posted on that other thread.
"you're going to make a terrible mother."
oouch. yeah.
i'm in the doghouse right now.
M FREAKY
Super Moderator
Or you will find yourself left out with your chon chon
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fighteveryone
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i have the tendency to lose all rational thought when i'm angry.
Eleven11
Trusted Member
"You fuck alot better than you kick" (actually it was a compliment)
I got in a fight with this girls brother a few wks earier, as I was on the ground pounding the living shit out of him I got punted 3x in the face, I looked up and it was his sister. I got up and hand butted her in the forehead(just enough to gt her attention) then grabbed her by the hair and raked her face in some rose bushes. As I did it I asked her if he still wanted to act like a man. ( I know it sounds bad but I was in a rage, she only had a couple small scratches and its the only girl Ive ever hit, more like a thump.)
Anyway a few wks later in the same bar she came up to me and appoligised and said she learned her lesson about getting involved in her bothers fights(something he did alot) she asked me if I wanted to go out to my car, I said this to her while we were "doing it" she actually loved it, and said yes I do......................11
I got in a fight with this girls brother a few wks earier, as I was on the ground pounding the living shit out of him I got punted 3x in the face, I looked up and it was his sister. I got up and hand butted her in the forehead(just enough to gt her attention) then grabbed her by the hair and raked her face in some rose bushes. As I did it I asked her if he still wanted to act like a man. ( I know it sounds bad but I was in a rage, she only had a couple small scratches and its the only girl Ive ever hit, more like a thump.)
Anyway a few wks later in the same bar she came up to me and appoligised and said she learned her lesson about getting involved in her bothers fights(something he did alot) she asked me if I wanted to go out to my car, I said this to her while we were "doing it" she actually loved it, and said yes I do......................11
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shaqdeezl
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Nice.......i said a good one yesterday... my gf hasnt spoken a word to me since. it was in response to her lack of care towards the baby birds i posted on that other thread.
"you're going to make a terrible mother."
oouch. yeah.
i'm in the doghouse right now.