Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Here's so damned traffic!
So, my boss is being a dillhole recently. We're bestest friends and shit(plus, I'm pretty sure he has a man-crush) but he's being a douche! The company is laid back as hell, but he's pushing and pushing and pushing to turn it into some stressed out typical sales program.
Personally, I don't get stressed, because I'm like, "fuck it! Fire me. I don't care. I'll take my unemployment and spend 6 months training balls with my friends all day and hopefully never have to go back to a 'real job' again." However, it's still UBER-annoying to hear everyday, "so, what's coming in today?"
How the fuck do I know!?!?! How long have you been doing this? How fucking flaky are these people? Even when they're 110% coming with us, they STILL take 3weeks to fax the contract, so get off my fucking nuts and don't fucking bother me!
On top of that, my commute is an hour and a half!
So, I made friends with this nice girl and she told her boss about me and he wants me resume. Dude, we're talking multi-national company headquartered in the Sears Tower.
That's a 20 minute commute and directly across the street from my World's Gym and 5 blocks from the MMA place. Sign me the fuck up! I am sooooooo sending in my resume tomorrow....
Now post and shit motherfuckers so the board is busy and important places come back! LOL
So, my boss is being a dillhole recently. We're bestest friends and shit(plus, I'm pretty sure he has a man-crush) but he's being a douche! The company is laid back as hell, but he's pushing and pushing and pushing to turn it into some stressed out typical sales program.
Personally, I don't get stressed, because I'm like, "fuck it! Fire me. I don't care. I'll take my unemployment and spend 6 months training balls with my friends all day and hopefully never have to go back to a 'real job' again." However, it's still UBER-annoying to hear everyday, "so, what's coming in today?"
How the fuck do I know!?!?! How long have you been doing this? How fucking flaky are these people? Even when they're 110% coming with us, they STILL take 3weeks to fax the contract, so get off my fucking nuts and don't fucking bother me!
On top of that, my commute is an hour and a half!
So, I made friends with this nice girl and she told her boss about me and he wants me resume. Dude, we're talking multi-national company headquartered in the Sears Tower.
That's a 20 minute commute and directly across the street from my World's Gym and 5 blocks from the MMA place. Sign me the fuck up! I am sooooooo sending in my resume tomorrow....
Now post and shit motherfuckers so the board is busy and important places come back! LOL