Here's so damned traffic!

Grizzly

Grizzly

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Here's so damned traffic!

So, my boss is being a dillhole recently. We're bestest friends and shit(plus, I'm pretty sure he has a man-crush) but he's being a douche! The company is laid back as hell, but he's pushing and pushing and pushing to turn it into some stressed out typical sales program.

Personally, I don't get stressed, because I'm like, "fuck it! Fire me. I don't care. I'll take my unemployment and spend 6 months training balls with my friends all day and hopefully never have to go back to a 'real job' again." However, it's still UBER-annoying to hear everyday, "so, what's coming in today?"

How the fuck do I know!?!?! How long have you been doing this? How fucking flaky are these people? Even when they're 110% coming with us, they STILL take 3weeks to fax the contract, so get off my fucking nuts and don't fucking bother me! :mad:

On top of that, my commute is an hour and a half! :eek:

So, I made friends with this nice girl and she told her boss about me and he wants me resume. Dude, we're talking multi-national company headquartered in the Sears Tower. :eek:

That's a 20 minute commute and directly across the street from my World's Gym and 5 blocks from the MMA place. Sign me the fuck up! I am sooooooo sending in my resume tomorrow....

Now post and shit motherfuckers so the board is busy and important places come back! LOL
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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elitet34 said:
My girlfriend hates me.


Can we have our toy back now ? Please dad ?
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Who doesn't hate you? Fat, lardass motherfucker!

Dude, you can't be as fat as you are without being as cute as I am. Don't take your cues from me. I'm like Liv Tyler: I'm so fucking beautiful that it doesn't matter that I'm generally a plus size. You? Yeah, sorry, bro, you can't pull it off. :p
 
elitet34

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Grizzly said:
Who doesn't hate you? Fat, lardass motherfucker!

Dude, you can't be as fat as you are without being as cute as I am. Don't take your cues from me. I'm like Liv Tyler: I'm so fucking beautiful that it doesn't matter that I'm generally a plus size. You? Yeah, sorry, bro, you can't pull it off. :p
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Holy fucking shit I just laughed my ass off. My mother ( yes I live with my mother, duh ) said to me, wtf are you watching thats so funny ? I said.....SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM IM FAT !!!

Dude, I am fat. But I dont give a fuuuuuck. Isnt that how I should be ? Its just natural :)

But yes, I told my gf to go find some pencil-neck acounting nerd, and then see what she wants then !

Ive been really thinking about doing what you do.....and just giving in to the gay guys, and fat chicks. Is AFF.com free or pay ? Sign me up ! :):)
 
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PECS

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AFF costs money bro... but don't worry, grizz will still be around to play with ya since there's no resume bonus for how much cock you can smoke.
 
Package

Package

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Ive been really thinking about doing what you do.....and just giving in to the gay guys, and fat chicks. Is AFF.com free or pay ? Sign me up !
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don't get any ideas, your already in enough trouble :D
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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elitet34 said:
Holy fucking shit I just laughed my ass off. My mother ( yes I live with my mother, duh ) said to me, wtf are you watching thats so funny ? I said.....SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM IM FAT !!!

Dude, I am fat. But I dont give a fuuuuuck. Isnt that how I should be ? Its just natural :)

But yes, I told my gf to go find some pencil-neck acounting nerd, and then see what she wants then !

Ive been really thinking about doing what you do.....and just giving in to the gay guys, and fat chicks. Is AFF.com free or pay ? Sign me up ! :):)
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Both. But if you want to get anywhere, you'll likely have to pay. Like, $50 for 6 months. At the very, very, very least, I've scored one piece of ass. Paid for itself! But I'm pretty sure there are dozens more to come, so..... ;)
 
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Both. But if you want to get anywhere, you'll likely have to pay. Like, $50 for 6 months. At the very, very, very least, I've scored one piece of ass. Paid for itself! But I'm pretty sure there are dozens more to come, so.....
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Are you a gold or silver member?, man whats your rap, i tried AFF and met one cool girl who was a bodybuilder in like 6 months, mostly got the run around and any hot chick sent back an autoreply..lol
 
Grizzly

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Package said:
Are you a gold or silver member?, man whats your rap, i tried AFF and met one cool girl who was a bodybuilder in like 6 months, mostly got the run around and any hot chick sent back an autoreply..lol
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There's your problem! There's no such thing a legitimate "hot" chick on AFF. 90% of the site is old, fat and ugly. My rap is that I don't give a fuck! Just be willing to suck my dick like it's your favorite thing in the world and take it in the ass! I'm not there looking for my future wife. I'm looking to be the most depraved, perverted motherfucker I can possibly be and that usually happens with girls who have no self-esteem: read - fat and ugly chicks. LMMFAO!

Gold member.
 
juaneye

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terryd5150 said:
I'm pretty sure that's what she was doing the few times that we have.


:p :D
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you lucky bugger, i always wanted to bag a cute lezbo just to say i have done it. a few years ago when i was still bartending part time i was crunched over in tight waitress quaters getting a salad or something. all of a sudden someone brushed behind me, i stopped and said to my self....self, if i did not know better i believe that there a pair of tender young firm breasts rubbing accross the middle of my back. this young lezbo was a friggen hard body and not to shabby looking, and oh yeah i was correct...she just smiled as her tits went zooming accrossed my back, i know the bitch did it on purpose too. i confess, i had a little fantasy cross my dirty mind! :p
 
terryd5150

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juaneye said:
you lucky bugger, i always wanted to bag a cute lezbo just to say i have done it. a few years ago when i was still bartending part time i was crunched over in tight waitress quaters getting a salad or something. all of a sudden someone brushed behind me, i stopped and said to my self....self, if i did not know better i believe that there a pair of tender young firm breasts rubbing accross the middle of my back. this young lezbo was a friggen hard body and not to shabby looking, and oh yeah i was correct...she just smiled as her tits went zooming accrossed my back, i know the bitch did it on purpose too. i confess, i had a little fantasy cross my dirty mind! :p
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If you ever get the chance to be with an actual FEMININE lesbian (not some bi-sexual chick, but one that actually DATES women), I highly recommend you take it.

The best kisser (if you like that sort of thing) and BY FAR the best tasting, smelling, and feeling vagina I have ever come across- and makes the HOTTEST sounds during sex.


Would do again!


:)
 
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Package

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I'm looking to be the most depraved, perverted motherfucker I can possibly be and that usually happens with girls who have no self-esteem: read - fat and ugly chicks. LMMFAO!
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lmao.....yea, check out the webcams, some of them fattys fingerfuck and dildo themselves on cam, lol.....
 
elitet34

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lmao.....yea, check out the webcams, some of them fattys fingerfuck and dildo themselves on cam, lol.....
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LMAO...so you have some experience with it too huh ?
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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lmao.....yea, check out the webcams, some of them fattys fingerfuck and dildo themselves on cam, lol.....[/QUOTE]

What do you think I was doing before I logged onto here? LMMFAO!

I've briefly spoken to one or two "hotties" on there, but that hasn't gone anywhere. :( Oh well, I know a couple in real life, so I'll be alright. ;)
 
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