Here's so damned traffic!

theycallmejake

New member
So, my boss is being a dillhole recently. We're bestest friends and shit(plus, I'm pretty sure he has a man-crush) but he's being a douche! The company is laid back as hell, but he's pushing and pushing and pushing to turn it into some stressed out typical sales program.

Personally, I don't get stressed, because I'm like, "fuck it! Fire me. I don't care. I'll take my unemployment and spend 6 months training balls with my friends all day and hopefully never have to go back to a 'real job' again." However, it's still UBER-annoying to hear everyday, "so, what's coming in today?"

How the fuck do I know!?!?! How long have you been doing this? How fucking flaky are these people? Even when they're 110% coming with us, they STILL take 3weeks to fax the contract, so get off my fucking nuts and don't fucking bother me! :mad:

On top of that, my commute is an hour and a half! :eek:

So, I made friends with this nice girl and she told her boss about me and he wants me resume. Dude, we're talking multi-national company headquartered in the Sears Tower. :eek:

That's a 20 minute commute and directly across the street from my World's Gym and 5 blocks from the MMA place. Sign me the fuck up! I am sooooooo sending in my resume tomorrow....

Now post and shit motherfuckers so the board is busy and important places come back! LOL

dontcha mean the 'willis tower'. some french bastard(i think hes french) bought the damn thing. it will still always be the sears tower in my book. as well as komiskey. who the fuck even calls it US cellular field!! i know who, people who arnt from chicago.must be nice to have that kind of cash. drove past the sears yesterday for work. chicago native here too buddy.. you drive 1.5 hours to work?? kankakees not that far away!! but rush hour is a mutha round here.
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
dontcha mean the 'willis tower'. some french bastard(i think hes french) bought the damn thing. it will still always be the sears tower in my book. as well as komiskey. who the fuck even calls it US cellular field!! i know who, people who arnt from chicago.must be nice to have that kind of cash. drove past the sears yesterday for work. chicago native here too buddy.. you drive 1.5 hours to work?? kankakees not that far away!! but rush hour is a mutha round here.
Nah, I CTA it to work, but it would take as long or longer in a car. :(
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
cta is way cheaper than driving. no car payment, no insurance, no speeding tickets, and best of all no 3 bucks for a gallon of gas
Yes, sir! It has it's benefits. It also has it's problems, but what doesn't, right?

For instance, in the morning, if I get to Howard 1 single, stupid fucking minute after I'm supposed to, it turns into 40 minutes longer to get where I need to be. :eek: And the last two weeks, there has been WAY too much shit messing up my commute and making that happen every day. :mad:
 

theycallmejake

New member
Yes, sir! It has it's benefits. It also has it's problems, but what doesn't, right?

For instance, in the morning, if I get to Howard 1 single, stupid fucking minute after I'm supposed to, it turns into 40 minutes longer to get where I need to be. :eek: And the last two weeks, there has been WAY too much shit messing up my commute and making that happen every day. :mad:
i lived right there for a year with this broad i was datin for a while. howard/damen.
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
I was going to move there, but my roommate found a great place in Logan Square, so I guess that's where we're going. I was going to move specifically not to live with his dirty ass anymore, but I can't leave the poor chinchillas in his care or they'll die. :( LOL

Plus, by taking on another roommate, rent will be, like, 450/month. :eek: I can deal with that.
 

thick

Moderator
lol my brother used to get on that shit and would always bitch that they never look like their pictures lmao!!! sick pricks
There's your problem! There's no such thing a legitimate "hot" chick on AFF. 90% of the site is old, fat and ugly. My rap is that I don't give a fuck! Just be willing to suck my dick like it's your favorite thing in the world and take it in the ass! I'm not there looking for my future wife. I'm looking to be the most depraved, perverted motherfucker I can possibly be and that usually happens with girls who have no self-esteem: read - fat and ugly chicks. LMMFAO!

Gold member.
 
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