you ever had a girl shit the bed

thick

thick

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lmao! sick SOB!
steve miller said:
I once diahrea sharted down my leg while have sex with a chick doggy style! True story! Ask Billet he can verify lol. Also same girl gave me a blumpkin and let me wear a diaper piss myself, then clean me up and do me! LOL yep we r sick!
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NuKKLeHeaD

NuKKLeHeaD

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vtliftvt said:
This didn't happen to me...honestly, but I'll portray the situation.

My g/f was in a sorority (and myself a fraternity) and we were trying to hook up a good guy friend of ours with another chick in my gf's sorority. So she obliged and we went out down town and those two ended up getting absolutely hammered, the guy friend of ours more so than any of us. Well I guess the two of them were into each other (beer tends to do that throughout the night) and he would up at her place. Well her place just happened to be at the sorority house in our "frat row" which most girls share rooms together. So one room, two chicks, two beds.

Well they got back and pulled out the fouton as the single beds in the rooms are two small to sleep two people. Well my guy friend proceeds to be so drunk he shit, and I mean shit, ALL OVER the room. It was all over the fouton, the furniture, the floor, the chicks clothes (as the floor was clovered in female clothing) etc.

Well he didn't even realize the situation until he heard the chick scream and wake him up from his drunken stooper and made him leave. She cleaned up the room and the two never spoke again. I mean, I couldn't imagine the feeling bc the whole sorority of over 200 proud were immediately informed of this poor soles incidence via mass email. I won't even joke on him about it as I know it's not something like getting drunk and pissing yourself or something. He humiliated himself in front of over 200 (primarily smoking hot) females.
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i have told you not to tell stories from my frat boy days. damn it, man.
 
thick

thick

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lol! There is no probably about it. I have read/heard what it is and luckily put it out of my memory bands and sure as hell don't have desire to look it up!

Uconn Mike said:
I was thinking the same thing. Phreezer, we probably DON'T want to know...
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vtliftvt

vtliftvt

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Phreezer said:
I know I'm going to regret this.. but what exactly is a "blumpkin"?
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Well Phreezer...this is about the best two-some you can get aside from being with two girls.

The definition would be as follows:

Blumpkin: The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Now this is not for the faint of heart, but imagine blowing your load while unloading a monster duece at the same time....I can only compare it to having a nice soft finger near my prostate immediately pre-ejaculation....oh the opportunities.
 
FTW

FTW

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thick said:
while u were having sex??? Just curious. Not saying it happened or anything like that
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LMGDAO!!!!!

Sounds like somebody had a bad experience rolling a Timber Pig.:D

This post is almost tops "My donut is bald"
 
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