you ever had a girl shit the bed
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ian smith
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steve miller
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I once diahrea sharted down my leg while have sex with a chick doggy style! True story! Ask Billet he can verify lol. Also same girl gave me a blumpkin and let me wear a diaper piss myself, then clean me up and do me! LOL yep we r sick!
wallyd
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Uconn Mike
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Thick, is there something you need to get off your chest? C'mon Brother, we're all friends here, aren't we????
wallyd
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come on uconn you have used the friend of a friend story before im sure.
billet5
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Did you mention the diaper situation was on Friday! You better have told her that you were pissing when you did!
Uconn Mike
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Yeah Wally, I certainly have, however, NEVER have I used it when it involved having a woman shit all over me! Piss on me, well thats another story!come on uconn you have used the friend of a friend story before im sure.
wallyd
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you got me there. not into that shit. (pun intended)
vtliftvt
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This didn't happen to me...honestly, but I'll portray the situation.
My g/f was in a sorority (and myself a fraternity) and we were trying to hook up a good guy friend of ours with another chick in my gf's sorority. So she obliged and we went out down town and those two ended up getting absolutely hammered, the guy friend of ours more so than any of us. Well I guess the two of them were into each other (beer tends to do that throughout the night) and he would up at her place. Well her place just happened to be at the sorority house in our "frat row" which most girls share rooms together. So one room, two chicks, two beds.
Well they got back and pulled out the fouton as the single beds in the rooms are two small to sleep two people. Well my guy friend proceeds to be so drunk he shit, and I mean shit, ALL OVER the room. It was all over the fouton, the furniture, the floor, the chicks clothes (as the floor was clovered in female clothing) etc.
Well he didn't even realize the situation until he heard the chick scream and wake him up from his drunken stooper and made him leave. She cleaned up the room and the two never spoke again. I mean, I couldn't imagine the feeling bc the whole sorority of over 200 proud were immediately informed of this poor soles incidence via mass email. I won't even joke on him about it as I know it's not something like getting drunk and pissing yourself or something. He humiliated himself in front of over 200 (primarily smoking hot) females.
My g/f was in a sorority (and myself a fraternity) and we were trying to hook up a good guy friend of ours with another chick in my gf's sorority. So she obliged and we went out down town and those two ended up getting absolutely hammered, the guy friend of ours more so than any of us. Well I guess the two of them were into each other (beer tends to do that throughout the night) and he would up at her place. Well her place just happened to be at the sorority house in our "frat row" which most girls share rooms together. So one room, two chicks, two beds.
Well they got back and pulled out the fouton as the single beds in the rooms are two small to sleep two people. Well my guy friend proceeds to be so drunk he shit, and I mean shit, ALL OVER the room. It was all over the fouton, the furniture, the floor, the chicks clothes (as the floor was clovered in female clothing) etc.
Well he didn't even realize the situation until he heard the chick scream and wake him up from his drunken stooper and made him leave. She cleaned up the room and the two never spoke again. I mean, I couldn't imagine the feeling bc the whole sorority of over 200 proud were immediately informed of this poor soles incidence via mass email. I won't even joke on him about it as I know it's not something like getting drunk and pissing yourself or something. He humiliated himself in front of over 200 (primarily smoking hot) females.