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you my friend are the most courageous
I am soooo fucking dirty! I'm ashamed of myself. LOL
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juiced2damax
Trusted Member
You're too much bro...lmaoBecause the bitch had meth teeth and so did her friend.I was in the boonies long enough to know what methheads look like, and those two bitches were it! Uuuuggh! It was disgusting....in retrospect. At the time it was titilating and warm and wet.
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
My thoughts on condom use go as such: I'm going to eat it regardless. I chew tobacco quite often. If I'm going to have ruptures in my soft membrane tissues, it's going to be in my mouth.
After spending 30 minutes licking, sucking, swallowing and sticking my nose, fingers and whatever else I can fit in the cooter in front of me, my dick is the LAST thing I need to worry about.
let's talk about hangnails and the abrasions and cuts associated therewith. Let's talk about the bleeding ulcers that are my gums. Let's talk about how I bit my tongue two days ago and it has a giant ulceration through which any virus can enter my body.
I mean, really, my dick is a pretty safe bet compared to any other place on my body.
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My thoughts on condom use go as such: I'm going to eat it regardless. I chew tobacco quite often. If I'm going to have ruptures in my soft membrane tissues, it's going to be in my mouth.
After spending 30 minutes licking, sucking, swallowing and sticking my nose, fingers and whatever else I can fit in the cooter in front of me, my dick is the LAST thing I need to worry about.
let's talk about hangnails and the abrasions and cuts associated therewith. Let's talk about the bleeding ulcers that are my gums. Let's talk about how I bit my tongue two days ago and it has a giant ulceration through which any virus can enter my body.
I mean, really, my dick is a pretty safe bet compared to any other place on my body.
this is the most convincing argument on why i should NOT to wear a condom! thank you grizz!
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see i thought you were trying to be dramatic, but they REALLY did have meth teeth! LOL!Because the bitch had meth teeth and so did her friend.
s7v7n
Trusted Member
You are looking really good man!
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Are you being serious?
I mean, seriously, I can't even think of why I would put a condom on my pecker after I've stuck my face in some girl's cooter. It just doesn't make sense.
Some would say then that, perhaps, I should forgoe the eating of the strange vagina, but then why am I even gonna want to fuck it? I love to eat the pussy! Hell, half the time I'd rather eat i and then just jerk off on her and go to sleep. LOL
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i just love the way you think brotha! all valid points!
me, i love the pussy eatin too, but man, once those draws go down and if i smell a hint of funkiness, no eatty the pussy!
-MU-
Trusted Member
quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.....LMAO
I swear it smells like perfume in here. I could just be imagining it, though. But it's the middle of winter and I have the fucking windows open.
The last time I was this disgusted was 4 or 5 years ago when I got super wasted promoting a fight and saw this ugly, fat girl who I'm way too good looking for. So I walked up and was like, "Hi. Let's leave." Which, of course, worked because it's the only time in her life she had the opportunity to fuck someone who looks like me.
It was actually a pretty good time. It was the first time I ever used the sentence, "I didn't ask if you liked it. I just said to do it." LMMFAO! Anyhow, she wanted it in the ass but didn't have any lube, so she had me use her hand lotion.
UUUUUGGGHHH!!!! For hours the next day I smelled like ugly, fat girls stinking fucking hand lotion! Yuck! Like I needed an all day reminder of how fucking gross I am. LOL
xFaithsNo1dadx
New member
No worries!!!!!
Bro, dont feel bad, dont feel bad at all!
Me and a buddy fucked a black hooker in AC,NJ,she had on a full red leather outfit, like the one Michael Jackson had on in BEAT IT! It had zippers ALL over it just like his did,she even had that SOUL GLOW hair grease, she was FUGGLY LOOKING, it was funny as hell. She beat us for 170+ bucks! 20 each for a blow job, then some more cash for a fuck. I unplugged the lamp in the motel room and plugged it near the bed, and started to look at her pussy like I was a Doc. to see if it had any bugs or anything on it. I seen some white shit around her pussy,it was scabby looking, so I said (WHATS THAT SCABBY WHITE SHIT?) as I was down there saying that, she slapped me in the face and said ( STOP MOTH'A FUCK'A,YOUR HANDS ARE COLD) , then she got up and ran out!
Left us high and dry! Later we looked in our pockets and found out that she ran us. We had to scrape up money for a bus ticket home! WHAT'A NIGHT!!!
Bro, dont feel bad, dont feel bad at all!
Me and a buddy fucked a black hooker in AC,NJ,she had on a full red leather outfit, like the one Michael Jackson had on in BEAT IT! It had zippers ALL over it just like his did,she even had that SOUL GLOW hair grease, she was FUGGLY LOOKING, it was funny as hell. She beat us for 170+ bucks! 20 each for a blow job, then some more cash for a fuck. I unplugged the lamp in the motel room and plugged it near the bed, and started to look at her pussy like I was a Doc. to see if it had any bugs or anything on it. I seen some white shit around her pussy,it was scabby looking, so I said (WHATS THAT SCABBY WHITE SHIT?) as I was down there saying that, she slapped me in the face and said ( STOP MOTH'A FUCK'A,YOUR HANDS ARE COLD) , then she got up and ran out!
Left us high and dry! Later we looked in our pockets and found out that she ran us. We had to scrape up money for a bus ticket home! WHAT'A NIGHT!!!
sammsdaddy24
New member
Heres a good A.C story after a ten day scallop trip me and another crew member went up there to hit a buffet and ended up I got this NASTY hooker riding my cock in the back seat then my boy pulls over so she can get out well she takes a shit right there on the curb as the police pull up right behind us. They somehow lost the humor in the situation. What fun that was...
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eh, breakfast is over rated anywaysHeres a good A.C story after a ten day scallop trip me and another crew member went up there to hit a buffet and ended up I got this NASTY hooker riding my cock in the back seat then my boy pulls over so she can get out well she takes a shit right there on the curb as the police pull up right behind us. They somehow lost the humor in the situation. What fun that was...
