ah yeah the scrub and pray
I wrote this once when I was bored in college to make my friends laugh
Possibly the most Important thing you may ever read - Proper way to do the scrub and pray
Disclaimer: The theory presented is merely the thoughts and beliefs of the author. The views in said article may not be true or backed by any factual scientific research.
OK first of I will start with ingredients:
1 Spray bottle
1 Bottle of rubbing alcohol or Hydrogen Peroxide (I prefer Rubbing alcohol makes me feel that tingly sensation and it burns more)
A wash cloth
1 bar Dial soap
How to prepare for Scrub and Pray:
Take one bottle of rubbing alcohol (or HP) and empty it into the spray container and stash it in your vanity. The wash cloth and soap should be in your bathroom anyway you dirt bags.
The Scrub and Pray in Practice:
AHHH the scrub and pray its one of a college guys favorites to make his feel safe and clean. Ok, so heres the deal. The scrub and pray is a very effective way to prevent getting some sort of STD that will make your genitals look like a pepperoni pizza after unprotected sex.
After finishing, or getting bored and stopping, say something extremely mean to the broad you just nailed to get her to curse you and leave (my personal favorite) or if you are a pussy simply excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. It is important to have all the ingrediants mixed and ready to go before you start plowing, remember guys if you are gonna have sex be responsible and mature by making sure you can immediately scrub the bacteria off of your cock.
Quickly make your way to the Bathroom, do not stop to tell your buddies about how you broke the chicks back out or how tremendous the donkey punch or the angry dragon you performed was, HEAD DIRECTLY INTO THE BATHROOM. Take the Bottle full of rubbing alcohol and spray generously all over shaft and balls. This next step may burn. Open the pee hole and make sure to shoot several sprays directly into the hole, it may burn but think of how bad the clap will burn and how nasty the BLUE CHEESE DICK will look. After you have let the alcohol set in for minute or so take the wash cloth and the anitbacterial soap and wash and scrub vigorously your entire genital area. After this is complete get down on your knees and pray to god that you will not catch some sort of venerial disease. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT ask god to forgive you this one time and say it will never happen again. He is all knowing and will know you are a lying bastard and will give you herpes just because you lied.
Once that is done go back into your room and go to bed or go tell your buddies about what happened, but if the chick is still in your room make sure you say the really dirty parts loud enough so that she hears you and feels like a completely worthless filthy whore, THIS IS IMPERATIVE. DO NOT LEAVE HER WITH AN OUNCE OF SELF RESPECT.
Well kids, thats pretty much it in a nutshell kids. I have used this is practice many times and I am clean as a whistle. There is also a variation of this practice using a Lemon, where you squeeze the juice into the pee hole. There was actually an article on CNN.com several years ago that advocated this practice in African countries that did not believe in the practice of safe sex in order to reduce the chance of spread AIDS. Apparently you must put the juice on a sponge and insert it in the woman. I once just squirted it in my pee hole and it burnt worse than the rubbing alcohol so I would stick with the tried and true method of the Scrub and Pray.
If you have any questions please feel free to contact me and I can elaborate, remember I am a people person and I care about you and your well being, because well one day we may have an in-common and I don't want to catch some shit you may have. Happy humping
I've never washed myself after fucking anyone, but I did right now. I scrubbed my dick clean! Ick! Booze, horny and easy do not mix! 
