When it rains it poors

[swede74]

Jesus!
The cable dont have the prong that fits into the USB port, the USB port has the prong that goes into the cable. "but not anymore since the fucker broke off"
So what i need is a new USB or eathernet port but this hunk of shit PC aint worth 50 bones.

I think ill start a redneck 101 class.

FTW, this is funny! is it a laptop or desktop? if it has wireless capabilities, can't you get a wireless card? I think they're called pcmcia for laptops or pci for desktops.

 

[FTW]

C'mon, spill it...I swear to god...this chick I banged has you beat...4'10'', 300 lbs easy...buck teeth. She gave me a ride home in the morni ng...I ducked the entire way

LMMFAO...

I can picutre it now. Who is that guy riding in that car with that fat bugs bunny looking bitch? He looks alot like Swede but why is he wearing sun glasses at 7 am?

Oh and the one thing i do admire about fat chicks is the no gag reflex most have but add buck teeth on that and you could have a serious problem!

I bet Swede's duper looked like a beaver knawed on it all night. LoL

Swede when you take a piss now do you gota hold your dick like a flute?

 

[swede74]

LMMFAO...

I can picutre it now. Who is that guy riding in that car with that fat bugs bunny looking bitch? He looks alot like Swede but why is he wearing sun glasses at 7 am?

Oh and the one thing i do admire about fat chicks is the no gag reflex most have but add buck teeth on that and you could have a serious problem!

I bet Swede's duper looked like a beaver knawed on it all night. LoL

Swede when you take a piss now do you gota hold your dick like a flute?

Dude, to this day, the best bj I've ever gotten...a close second would have to be her daughter...mother was 42, daughter 19 or 20? I must have been around 21. There were parties every weekend at her house...I got laid so many times there..it was like an Amsterdam whore house! A fucked up time in my life...sex, drugs, you name it...

 

[rowdy]

LMMFAO...

I can picutre it now. Who is that guy riding in that car with that fat bugs bunny looking bitch? He looks alot like Swede but why is he wearing sun glasses at 7 am?

Oh and the one thing i do admire about fat chicks is the no gag reflex most have but add buck teeth on that and you could have a serious problem!

I bet Swede's duper looked like a beaver knawed on it all night. LoL

Swede when you take a piss now do you gota hold your dick like a flute?

it might have been you indian corn

 

[rowdy]

Dude, to this day, the best bj I've ever gotten...a close second would have to be her daughter...mother was 42, daughter 19 or 20? I must have been around 21. There were parties every weekend at her house...I got laid so many times there..it was like an Amsterdam whore house! A fucked up time in my life...sex, drugs, you name it...

Damn where did you get that gaytar it hurts my eyes to look at it.
I hope to god I dont have to look at that all week

 

[FTW]

it might have been you indian corn

Up jumped the mother fuckin Devil!

You get set up again tonight or did your g/f cut you off till your penis pump arived in the mail?

 

[M FREAKY]

Damn where did you get that gaytar it hurts my eyes to look at it.
I hope to god I dont have to look at that all week

let me check my crystal ball hmmm I think your next

 

[FTW]

let me check my crystal ball hmmm I think your next

LMFAO matching gaytars, wouldnt that look special.

 

[M FREAKY]

LMFAO matching gaytars, wouldnt that look special.

lol it sure is, buy one get one Free,,,

 

[rowdy]

let me check my crystal ball hmmm I think your next

next hell Im just glad to pass that one on

 

[thick]

he actually meant bumble fucks so you are covered lmao

LOL, am I being called the bumble fuck or FTW? It figures that you are having issues with male and female parts. Come on man just admit it...your "computer problems" are just code for "I have a limp noodle and need help"!