When it rains it poors
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swede74
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Sorry about the shit your going through bud...is it knee surgery next week? So whats up with your computer? If it's something simple, maybe I can help. Have you tried hitting it and calling it names?My god what a fuked up week this has been. Ive ran into some faimly problems and Im supose to get my surgery next week and to top it off my back up PC is about to shoot its last wad and will only use fukin dail up.
FTW
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The USB plug in is fuked and i cant use high speed and yeah ive pimp smacked it more than once. Ive also called it more names than i did you when you gave me the Fabio humpin a fence post gaytar.
Your ass is sooooo owned LoL!!!
swede74
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The usb plug? Do you mean the ethernet jack? Is the FTW ass kissing thread still an option? Fuck, that was a sweet game though. If I would have put money on it in with a bookie, I would have won with the 6 point spread they were givenThe USB plug in is fuked and i cant use high speed and yeah ive pimp smacked it more than once. Ive also called it more names than i did you when you gave me the Fabio humpin a fence post gaytar.
Your ass is sooooo owned LoL!!!
FTW
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The usb plug? Do you mean the ethernet jack? Is the FTW ass kissing thread still an option? Fuck, that was a sweet game though. If I would have put money on it in with a bookie, I would have won with the 6 point spread they were given
No im on my backup PC that has fukin windows 98 thats like 5-6 years old, since my media center bit the dust!
Yeah it was a good game, and if wasnt played at OSU they woulda lost. but after thick and myself are done w/ you i doubt you will wana make anymore avatar bets.
FTW
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Thats the thing about life is not to take it to serious because its to short.
I swear though with the holidays coming up im realy thinking about tring to see if i can wait till the first of the year for surgery.
FTW
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Easy said when the damn tips are broke off the USB port. I said this PC is 5-6 years old and i was wrong, its more like 7-8 years old and belonged to Fred Flinstone.
swede74
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LOL...dude I don't know what the hell he is talking about either! I didn't know usb ports had "tips". FTW, do you have wireless internet?
M FREAKY
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Dial up, his a red neck from mid west bumble Fuck,,,
FTW
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LMMFAO...
Ok you know how you plug the UBS female cable goes into the male USB port?
Well the dick on the end of the male USB port tore off.
LoL @ bumble fuck
swede74
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LOL, am I being called the bumble fuck or FTW? It figures that you are having issues with male and female parts. Come on man just admit it...your "computer problems" are just code for "I have a limp noodle and need help"!LMMFAO...
Ok you know how you plug the UBS female cable goes into the male USB port?
Well the dick on the end of the male USB port tore off.
LoL @ bumble fuck
FTW
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Uh thx for the offer Sweetass but your not my type.
FTW
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Thats because ive only told a few people about my harpooned whale story. LoL
Dont even ask about it!!!
Chopper
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ok so UBS is USB..i got that partLMMFAO...
Ok you know how you plug the UBS female cable goes into the male USB port?
Well the dick on the end of the male USB port tore off.
LoL @ bumble fuck
ok all USB ports are just that PORTS aka something u can insert something into. SO all USB CABLES are "MALES"
so with that in mind your USB Cable is broken?
I think i'm learning HILLBILLINESE
dude USB cables are cheap. fuck i'll send one too ya if you cant afford one
FTW
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ok so UBS is USB..i got that part
ok all USB ports are just that PORTS aka something u can insert something into. SO all USB CABLES are "MALES"
so with that in mind your USB Cable is broken?
I think i'm learning HILLBILLINESE
dude USB cables are cheap. fuck i'll send one too ya if you cant afford one
Jesus!
The cable dont have the prong that fits into the USB port, the USB port has the prong that goes into the cable. "but not anymore since the fucker broke off"
So what i need is a new USB or eathernet port but this hunk of shit PC aint worth 50 bones.
I think ill start a redneck 101 class.