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s7v7n

Trusted Member
LOL!! 6 years ago and those days are looooooooong gone!! Glory days that lasted about 4 months...Wasnt a big partier but that one night was UNREAL!!!! :D
4 months of anal rapped man? You didn't catch on before that ;)
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
LOL!! Nah 4 months of drug induced 3somes with these two broads...Wonder why I was on the 5 year plan in school....lol
Fuck it...give me a 10year deal if I was doped up and having threesome's with amazingly hot girls!!!
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
BJs are like free beer and pizza...ain't no such thing as a bad one.
True...unless the damn chick takes too many breaks, by then I'm like whatever if her head wants to be a bobble head ABOVE the dick, then damn....
 

twobad

New member
Holy of Mother God :confused: what is wrong with you freaks, is this place turning into
-MU-PORN.COM

LOL I agree, but I'm gonna venture outside the realm of ladylike-ness. Aren't you the same men who claim to love performing anal with your significant others? You' re all griping about a finger???? :eek: Try accomodating an entire "member"... perhaps now you might reconsider asking/begging/pleading for it and understand when your girl refuses. ;)
 

FTW

Trusted Member
LOL I agree, but I'm gonna venture outside the realm of ladylike-ness. Aren't you the same men who claim to love performing anal with your significant others? You' re all griping about a finger???? :eek: Try accomodating an entire "member"... perhaps now you might reconsider asking/begging/pleading for it and understand when your girl refuses. ;)
This lady can just talk about anal sex being bad and it tears me all to hell. :eek:

Gota be the avatar!
 

Baldspot

Trusted Member
This lady can just talk about anal sex being bad and it tears me all to hell. :eek:

Gota be the avatar!
Your doing better than me, hell everytime she posts I forget whatever I was reading in the thread and stare at her avy. :D
 
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shaqdeezl

Guest
I think I've finally recovered from being fisted by my lovely, English teacher wife. WTF got into that woman??? Shit. I'm still a little sore but I think it's more mental than anything. At least I can stand to take a shit now.
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
I think I've finally recovered from being fisted by my lovely, English teacher wife. WTF got into that woman??? Shit. I'm still a little sore but I think it's more mental than anything. At least I can stand to take a shit now.
You can go poopy??? YAY!!!
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
LOL I agree, but I'm gonna venture outside the realm of ladylike-ness. Aren't you the same men who claim to love performing anal with your significant others? You' re all griping about a finger???? :eek: Try accomodating an entire "member"... perhaps now you might reconsider asking/begging/pleading for it and understand when your girl refuses. ;)
I'll do whatever you want to be with you cutie ;)
 

thick

Moderator
i agree. This is some disgusting and disturbing shit. I expected it from grizzly and i knew what his answer would be but come on folks

I have had girls try. In fact, my ass was pretty sore one time from squeezing the fucker shut for so long(not shaq sore but i could tell i worked it). That is whats bad about being 1. short 2. fucking taller women. Their long arms makes it difficult to mount a proper anal defense. Any freaky tall girls are relegated to doggie style or they have to be on top so as to keep their long damn arms away from my asshole:mad:
Holy of Mother God :confused: what is wrong with you freaks, is this place turning into
-MU-PORN.COM
 

Preacher

Trusted Member
LOL I agree, but I'm gonna venture outside the realm of ladylike-ness. Aren't you the same men who claim to love performing anal with your significant others? You' re all griping about a finger???? :eek: Try accomodating an entire "member"... perhaps now you might reconsider asking/begging/pleading for it and understand when your girl refuses. ;)
I'm sticking my finger in my ass right now :D
 
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shaqdeezl

Guest
I'm sticking my finger in my ass right now :D
BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Holy shit!! What's it called when you smear your fingers around your dirty ass then smear it under someone's nose??? Man, someone has to know.
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
LOL I agree, but I'm gonna venture outside the realm of ladylike-ness. Aren't you the same men who claim to love performing anal with your significant others? You' re all griping about a finger???? :eek: Try accomodating an entire "member"... perhaps now you might reconsider asking/begging/pleading for it and understand when your girl refuses. ;)

HAH! I know that trick. "Oh, you can do me if can put this in you." They think they're fooling me and I'm going to be like "NO WAY!", but I've got their number. I bend and spread and say bring it on! I'll take a little to give a little. A relationship is give and take, right? :p
 

Preacher

Trusted Member
HAH! I know that trick. "Oh, you can do me if can put this in you." They think they're fooling me and I'm going to be like "NO WAY!", but I've got their number. I bend and spread and say bring it on! I'll take a little to give a little. A relationship is give and take, right? :p
Until she pulls out the strap on! :eek: ............................
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Won't hurt my feelings. If I get my way in the end, then I'll do it. You do know there's all sorts of pleasure center nerves in your anus, right? ;)

Also, just rember, she'll be going first, so she'll just rim you knowing that shortly thereafter you will be able to pay her back like a motherfucker if she fucks around.
 
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