Anyone ever had...

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shaqdeezl

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Anyone ever had...

...their GF stick her finger in your ass?! Holy fucking cow that shit hurts. It didn't feel good when she was routing my plumbing and it hurt like hell when she pulled out. This morning's shit was ruined - it felt like I was giving birth to a fucking sperm whale. I carefully wiped and was presented with blood. My poor little asshole has been throbbing all fucking day. BUT! I got a full-on BJ* out of the deal...after 17.5 hours of driving!!!! It's all been worth it!

*She spits.
 

s7v7n

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...their GF stick her finger in your ass?! Holy fucking cow that shit hurts. It didn't feel good when she was routing my plumbing and it hurt like hell when she pulled out. This morning's shit was ruined - it felt like I was giving birth to a fucking sperm whale. I carefully wiped and was presented with blood. My poor little asshole has been throbbing all fucking day. BUT! I got a full-on BJ* out of the deal...after 17.5 hours of driving!!!! It's all been worth it!

*She spits.
My girl that I do weird shit with...and mess around with occassionally, we poke each others butt's and what-not as a fun little game, but I have never had her give me actual sex attention while doing...I don't think I could handle it...I'm too hairy, it would hurt!
 

d-red

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no...but i had a spanish girl(THAT LITERALLY SPOKE ZERO ENGLISH) lift my knees up in the air, while she was blowing me. and started licking my a-hole!!!! first and only time for me
 

juiced2damax

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A little bumhole action never hurt nobody...I don't mind a little of it here and there during sex, but not a full forced finger fu*k, that's for sure.
 

Preacher

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LMFAO at M freaky......

I'm not a big fan of getting penitrated but I sure do like it licked and tickled......
 

terryd5150

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Never big a big fan of anything stuck in my ass.


Maybe I'm missing out, but it's just too much of a distraction for me.:(
 
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shaqdeezl

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I had no idea this was so common! My ass is still on fire!
 
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shaqdeezl

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Day #2 - ass still hurts. Shit was not so bad. Only felt as if I was giving birth to an adult silver backed gorilla. Still sitting on one cheek. Smile from BJ has yet to leave.
 

s7v7n

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Day #2 - ass still hurts. Shit was not so bad. Only felt as if I was giving birth to an adult silver backed gorilla. Still sitting on one cheek. Smile from BJ has yet to leave.
That must have been one helluva BJ? Worth it again there Shaq?
 

Corrodo

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There was this one time in college that involved 2 chicks, an 8 ball, a fifth of captain, a camera and some sex toys :D :D ...other than that, hasnt happened since and wasnt for me.. I will lick the hell out of the old ladies ass and she will mine once in awhile but no finger action on me...she likes hers once in awhile, I dont after that first time.
 

s7v7n

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There was this one time in college that involved 2 chicks, an 8 ball, a fifth of captain, a camera and some sex toys :D :D ...other than that, hasnt happened since and wasnt for me.. I will lick the hell out of the old ladies ass and she will mine once in awhile but no finger action on me...she likes hers once in awhile, I dont after that first time.
That just spells a reciepe for disaster....
 

Willieman

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I had an old girlfriend that liked to do that to me..didn't much care for it, but it REALLY turned her on...dirty whore she was..dirty..dirty..whore...dirty...fuck, I am dyin
 
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