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shaqdeezl
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Anyone ever had...
...their GF stick her finger in your ass?! Holy fucking cow that shit hurts. It didn't feel good when she was routing my plumbing and it hurt like hell when she pulled out. This morning's shit was ruined - it felt like I was giving birth to a fucking sperm whale. I carefully wiped and was presented with blood. My poor little asshole has been throbbing all fucking day. BUT! I got a full-on BJ* out of the deal...after 17.5 hours of driving!!!! It's all been worth it!
*She spits.
...their GF stick her finger in your ass?! Holy fucking cow that shit hurts. It didn't feel good when she was routing my plumbing and it hurt like hell when she pulled out. This morning's shit was ruined - it felt like I was giving birth to a fucking sperm whale. I carefully wiped and was presented with blood. My poor little asshole has been throbbing all fucking day. BUT! I got a full-on BJ* out of the deal...after 17.5 hours of driving!!!! It's all been worth it!
*She spits.