you married guys

Massive690

Trusted Member
Ouch, 7 months? That's gotta be rough. So if you don't mind me prying, what reasons is she giving you? Too busy? Does she feel like she doesn't look as good as before the baby? This happens quite a bit. A buddy has been waiting over a year since a kid. She says that she really just doesn't feel like it...doesn't interest her.
a lot of it has to do with our schedules and being too busy. she works 50 hours a week, plus goes to school full time (nights and on saturday) and also has an internship 2 days a week. in addition, we both are a little scared since we are not married and our baby was an "accident" and we dont want it to happen again. i feel like if it happens once people will understand, but if you have 2 unexpected babies then you are a retard. she was on birth control when she got pregnant so i dont have a lot of confidence in it. i need to pick up some rubbers but i hate them so bad.

and to top it off- she mostly just seems not interested. no matter what i try i always get shot down. ive pretty much given up at this point. i jack off 3-4 times a day now instead. life is swell :(
 

spanky

Trusted Member
Trick question! The obvious answer is a girlfriend on the side. :D Or "hunting trips" to Mexico, right, Mr. Spanky.... ;)
LOL yes, being this close to Mexico comes in handy. While i've been "hunting" several times, it took the insistance of the guys I went with to get me to go. I loved it, of course, but had no intentions of going to a whorehouse. I really thought we were going hunting.
 

shaqdeezl

Trusted Member
LOL yes, being this close to Mexico comes in handy. While i've been "hunting" several times, it took the insistance of the guys I went with to get me to go. I loved it, of course, but had no intentions of going to a whorehouse. I really thought we were going hunting.
You no good lyin' sonofabitch! :D
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
shoot!!! you are making me nervous now! my wife is on birth control.
Don't worry, Dred, it's nearly 100% effective...if the bitch takes her pills properly. I really don't understand how hard it is to do, either. I wake up, eat my food and then take my vitamins. Everyday! If I can remember 10 pills, then why can't they ever remember one?

And if you're really that nervous, then pull out. Then you're super protected. And dumping loads on her tits is always fun, right? If you married the right one, she'll insist you come in her mouth. ;)
 

spanky

Trusted Member
You no good lyin' sonofabitch! :D
Alright, so I was failry sure there would be hunting at some point... :D :D We stopped in SA to get beer, it was then that I realized there were no guns packed in the company rented SUV. These guys were executives with the company and always talked about hookers and killing shit. I never took them serious until then. Long time ago....
 

Eleven11

Trusted Member
Some of you guys are depressing the shit out of me.
My wife and I will be married 22yrs this summer and have been together since '80, have a daughter 19 (shut up Freaky :p ).
Sex 4-5 x wk for the most part, there are times when one of us is not feeling well (or laid up in hosp ;) ) but that comes with the territory. We are in great shape and work hard at it and she is still very hot. We go out on weekends and sometimes to strip clubs, we both get dances and have great sex when we get home(assuming she doesn't have my pants down on the way home.
Im sorry but if it was only every couple weeks I doubt Id still be married but thats me, some people are OK with it, thats fine. I don't cheat on my wife (and trust me I get offers) because I don't need or want to. But if she was like some of the wife stories or even girl friends (WTF) on these boards Id make it clear that was going to change. Life's short guys don't waste it.............11
 

thick

Moderator
how about he just get custody like many guys are getting now. Dont just give in and let the bitches have the kid
holy shit! i've been with my wife for 17 years....so i guess my twice a month ain't looking so bad now. i'm thinking one of your buddies is getting your pussy while you're paying the bills, you better re-evaluate your situation man. unless she turned fridgid or lesbian after having the baby you got troubles. i hate to break it to ya, but you are going to be paying child support for the next 18-22 years.
 
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