Yo mamma...

swede74

swede74

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Yo mamma...

Freaky, since you said bring it on with the mama jokes, here's a start.

Freaky, yo mama's so fat, a car tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas...

Or how about this one"

Yo mama's so ugly, your dad brings her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye..
 
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M FREAKY

M FREAKY

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swede74 said:
Freaky, since you said bring it on with the mama jokes, here's a start.

Freaky, yo mama's so fat, a car tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas...

Or how about this one"

Yo mama's so ugly, your dad brings her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye..
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lol wow 4:50am my mom was on your mind,,,,
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...:eek:
 
swede74

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M FREAKY said:
lol wow 4:50am my mom was on your mind,,,,
Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...:eek:
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Man, that's too freakin early to be up...had to drive up North to track down one of the graduates who thought it would be a good idea to start missing his court appointed drug tests...little bastard!:)
 
juiced2damax

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Wylie's mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone:D

M Freaky'mamas so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!:eek:
 
juiced2damax

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swede74 said:
Freaky, since you said bring it on with the mama jokes, here's a start.

Freaky, yo mama's so fat, a car tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas...

Or how about this one"

Yo mama's so ugly, your dad brings her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye..
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Yo mama's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!:eek:

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
 
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Yohimbe

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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow ...... I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow ...... When she yawns, traffic slows down.
 
swede74

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Freaky, I just heard that your mama was celebrating her 40th b-day (for the 5th year in a row)...I wanted to send her a gift but think these may be too small...they only had XXXXL. Oh, and does she still use Denny's as a mailing address?
 

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swede74 said:
Freaky, I just heard that your mama was celebrating her 40th b-day (for the 5th year in a row)...I wanted to send her a gift but think these may be too small...they only had XXXXL. Oh, and does she still use Denny's as a mailing address?
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Too funny Swede..lmao
 
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