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d-red

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ok...i told my wife i didn`t want to go to this halloween costume party next month. boy was that a mistake!

first she started banging things around ,then she started yelling at me and then she was crying.( i`m a sucker for this) well...needless to say i`m going to the party.

but....whats the big deal??? as upset as she got....you would of thought i cheated on her or something.
 

shaqdeezl

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She doesn't want to be married to 'that guy'. She wants you included in every part of her life. Go to the party and have a fabulous time. You'll be very glad you did.

Plus, after the party you'll come home and have sex. If you don't go, she'll come home and give you the cold shoulder. Fuck me boy! Go!
 

s7v7n

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She doesn't want to be married to 'that guy'. She wants you included in every part of her life. Go to the party and have a fabulous time. You'll be very glad you did.

Plus, after the party you'll come home and have sex. If you don't go, she'll come home and give you the cold shoulder. Fuck me boy! Go!
I agree with this - pretend like you are having a good time, and you will be promised sex at the end of that night!!!
 

spanky

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Go with the flow Brutha. Pick your battles carefully. I'm in the same boat. We're going to a costume party next month. No problem, i'll go as a black pimp since I already have all the stuff. Well, now they've changed it to an Elvis party. WTF? Everyone's going to be walking around with those stupid Elvis shades on....
 

s7v7n

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Go with the flow Brutha. Pick your battles carefully. I'm in the same boat. We're going to a costume party next month. No problem, i'll go as a black pimp since I already have all the stuff. Well, now they've changed it to an Elvis party. WTF? Everyone's going to be walking around with those stupid Elvis shades on....
I hate those types of parties...the theme is Elvis...eh, count me out .
 

thick

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Dred, b4 u go i would have a talk with the wife here soon. Tell her you are excited about it and get into it so she doesnt think u r going just b/c she was a bitch about it. Than go and have fun
 

spanky

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Dred, b4 u go i would have a talk with the wife here soon. Tell her you are excited about it and get into it so she doesnt think u r going just b/c she was a bitch about it. Than go and have fun
So you want him to lie? :D
 

swede74

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D red, what you do is...keep your costume a secret until right before you go. Tell her to wait in the car while you get ready and come out to the car with a white sheet over you, two holes cut out for eyes, and a big swastika on the front. "C'mon woman, let's go dammit!!"



Not really, but it would freak the shit out of her though, huh?


So is she telling you what you have to be?
 

spanky

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D red, what you do is...keep your costume a secret until right before you go. Tell her to wait in the car while you get ready and come out to the car with a white sheet over you, two holes cut out for eyes, and a big swastika on the front. "C'mon woman, let's go dammit!!"



Not really, but it would freak the shit out of her though, huh?


So is she telling you what you have to be?
LMAO! Who wouldn't find that funny???????
 

Preacher

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LOL... good one guys. now that poor Dred is so fucked up with info he don't know what to do.

Ok D this is what you do you go and you get shit faced and make an ass out of yourself. Now next time you won't get invited back by those people that think its fun to dress up like a grade 7 sock up & two your wife won't ask you anymore.... :D
 

Willieman

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I am sure that she just wants to show off her hot hunk of man meat...get a prescription of "suck it up",go to the party, make her happy.
 

swede74

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I am sure that she just wants to show off her hot hunk of man meat...get a prescription of "suck it up",go to the party, make her happy.
Ok,Ok, your right. Seriously, she's really proud of you and want to show you off. I was flattered when my girlie wanted me to go down to her brother's wedding and meet her family. I didn't want to go, but fuck it, I hade a blast for the most part.

So what are you going as? C'mon, fess up;) I promise I won't laugh.
 

d-red

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So what are you going as? C'mon, fess up;) I promise I won't laugh.
at my work.....we have a bunch of those construction vest( bright yellow) and hard hats. i was gonna put on some of those and a pair of jeans and call it a costume!!!!
 

s7v7n

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at my work.....we have a bunch of those construction vest( bright yellow) and hard hats. i was gonna put on some of those and a pair of jeans and call it a costume!!!!
No shirt? Will you rub the nipple for ol' s7v7n ;)
 
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