Wife is going to f*****g explode.........

Finisher

Trusted Member
Wife is going to f*****g explode.........

For all with children and those that survived living with a pregnant women, my wife is getting ready to blow wide open. They will "take" our second child on Jan. 21 if she makes it that long. I hope I live that long. She might put me down in my sleep. Pretty comical at the shit that gets under her skin. No more kids for me brothers! Holy shit!!!!!!!!

Wish us luck..................
 

Preacher

Trusted Member
For all with children and those that survived living with a pregnant women, my wife is getting ready to blow wide open. They will "take" our second child on Jan. 21 if she makes it that long. I hope I live that long. She might put me down in my sleep. Pretty comical at the shit that gets under her skin. No more kids for me brothers! Holy shit!!!!!!!!

Wish us luck..................


Make her have it on Jan. 20th.... Thats my birthday, you can't go wrong there.....
 

d5332

New member
It's your second for godsake soldier, did you forget your boot camp training (1st child):

Yes ma'am
Yes Honey
Yes, Yes, Yes
NO, you do not look fat
NO, honey she is not prettier than you
Yes, honey I am not worthy
Yes honey I am lucky you keep me around
No honey I would never ever do that



Suit up soldier!!
 

Finisher

Trusted Member
I should have known that the storm was coming. I don't remember the first being as bad. It's a good thing though. I have to keep telling myself, "There's no place like home".

Thanks gents!
 
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