Ughh...just sitting here farting in my office

[steve miller]

Ughh...just sitting here farting in my office

REALLY F'ING BORED AT WORK

Im in the midst of hopefully transfering to another new position or leaving the company all together and I truly have no motivation to do shit, other than the fact I need money

SO today I am sitting in my office with my door closed making cold calls and tearing ass in here as much as possible. Its kind of a two fold thing. First its a game to see how long I can stand the stench before having to leave for a break. Second it ensures no one will bother me. I mean this is some potent stuff.

SO UMM, yeah thats how productive my day is. Now FTW and THL get on this thread and talk about something completely different

 

[juiced2damax]

REALLY F'ING BORED AT WORK

Im in the midst of hopefully transfering to another new position or leaving the company all together and I truly have no motivation to do shit, other than the fact I need money

SO today I am sitting in my office with my door closed making cold calls and tearing ass in here as much as possible. Its kind of a two fold thing. First its a game to see how long I can stand the stench before having to leave for a break. Second it ensures no one will bother me. I mean this is some potent stuff.

SO UMM, yeah thats how productive my day is. Now FTW and THL get on this thread and talk about something completely different

I have been tearing it up for 3 days straight, not sure why but it has been the worst in a long time!!!! Happy farting my friend!!!

 

[Massive690]

REALLY F'ING BORED AT WORK

Im in the midst of hopefully transfering to another new position or leaving the company all together and I truly have no motivation to do shit, other than the fact I need money

SO today I am sitting in my office with my door closed making cold calls and tearing ass in here as much as possible. Its kind of a two fold thing. First its a game to see how long I can stand the stench before having to leave for a break. Second it ensures no one will bother me. I mean this is some potent stuff.

SO UMM, yeah thats how productive my day is. Now FTW and THL get on this thread and talk about something completely different

lmao too funny bro!

 

[Bigkarch]

bet back at them..dial 976 sex numbers

 

[steve miller]

lol...i wish i could but they are blocked. I HAVE TRIED LOL

 

[FTW]

REALLY F'ING BORED AT WORK

Im in the midst of hopefully transfering to another new position or leaving the company all together and I truly have no motivation to do shit, other than the fact I need money

SO today I am sitting in my office with my door closed making cold calls and tearing ass in here as much as possible. Its kind of a two fold thing. First its a game to see how long I can stand the stench before having to leave for a break. Second it ensures no one will bother me. I mean this is some potent stuff.

SO UMM, yeah thats how productive my day is. Now FTW and THL get on this thread and talk about something completely different

All i have to add is:

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ha, farting at work. love it

i once cleared a class room in collage because i was dieting for a show and you know how farts smell when the protein is increased

cold calling? damn, thats some boring shit.

 

[THL]

True story here: Early this morning I farted so loud that it actually woke me up. At 1st I thought I must have been dreaming and then it hit. It smelled so bad that I was wondering if the cat had got locked in our room and shit and maybe that's what woke me up. Until I lifted the covers and it got worse! lmao, I don't ever remember letting one go that smelled that bad. I had to check and make sure I didn't shit the bed.

Hey FTW, did you go to the doc yet?

 

[ian smith]

I love having horrible gas. Ive constructed a rectal silencer from pvc and cotton candy, it affects my accuracy a bit and my range isnt as good, but I can take out a target from 20 feet away and no one has any idea where it came from.

 

[Preacher]

This one time at band camp...............

 

[swede74]

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All i have to add is:

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Jesus How did I get so lucky to join the boards and befriend you? lol. So how's it going bud? I'm going on three weeks off work...bored out of my fucking mind. Arm fucking kills...I wasn't expecting this shit.

 

[swede74]

True story here: Early this morning I farted so loud that it actually woke me up. At 1st I thought I must have been dreaming and then it hit. It smelled so bad that I was wondering if the cat had got locked in our room and shit and maybe that's what woke me up. Until I lifted the covers and it got worse! lmao, I don't ever remember letting one go that smelled that bad. I had to check and make sure I didn't shit the bed.

Hey FTW, did you go to the doc yet?

Was the wife in the bed with you? My g/f wakes me up all the time, usually with an elbow to the ribs after I let one go. Christ, I'm sleeping! How can I control that?

Tell me guys if you have ever let one rip, with the girl in the bed (in ftw's case, a husky well tanned pool boy). You know it is going to absolutely reek. You think the girls sleeping and that you got away with it...only to have her yell out "What the hell, really?" a few minutes later. If I had a nickle for every time, I'd be rich.

FTW, what's up? What are you going to the doc for?

 

[Preacher]

I will usually try to cup my farts in my hands and put it in my wifes face.... or I will hold her head under the covers.... All good times.....

 

[.!.]

or I will hold her head under the covers.... All good times.....

oh yeah, good ol dutch oven

 

[.!.]

my farts have been 100 times worse since i started dieting. when we go to movies, i usually let about 4 or 5 rip (silent but deadly) while at the movie

my wife will look at me like "you fucking just ripped one didnt you?" or ill rip one, a few seconds later, ill look over to her and she has the front of her tshirt over her nose

ive over head peeps like 4 rows back say "my god, do you smell that"

 

[FTW]

Was the wife in the bed with you? My g/f wakes me up all the time, usually with an elbow to the ribs after I let one go. Christ, I'm sleeping! How can I control that?

Tell me guys if you have ever let one rip, with the girl in the bed (in ftw's case, a husky well tanned pool boy). You know it is going to absolutely reek. You think the girls sleeping and that you got away with it...only to have her yell out "What the hell, really?" a few minutes later. If I had a nickle for every time, I'd be rich.

FTW, what's up? What are you going to the doc for?

THL told me that there was a cure for the herpies he gave me, but its not a cure!

Swedie derailed another thread! Why am I not shocked by this?

 

[billet5]

Do any of your wives fart in front of you? Mine wouldnt dare, Im so glad. She wont even go "potty" (poop) if I am anywhere near the bathroom.


I farted one time walking out of church but still inside and I knew my little 6 year old daughter would walk right into it since she was behind me, as soon as she smelled it, she covered her nose and said "mom, dad farted" my wife goes, "you farted in church?????!!!!" I just kept walking.

 

[FTW]

Do any of your wives fart in front of you? Mine wouldnt dare, Im so glad. She wont even go "potty" (poop) if I am anywhere near the bathroom.


I farted one time walking out of church but still inside and I knew my little 6 year old daughter would walk right into it since she was behind me, as soon as she smelled it, she covered her nose and said "mom, dad farted" my wife goes, "you farted in church?????!!!!" I just kept walking.

Mine wont, but she did let a SBD in her sleep one morning that stunk so bad it woke me up. I thought it was funny and was cracking up but her face turned red as a beet, like it was the ultimate sin.

Soup beans and corn bread make for some of the most lethal gas know to man. Its even worse than a creatine fart.

 

[juaneye]

when i bartended and changed protein and got new vites i would let some of the worst friggen stinkers go, and loud too. the music and people were so loud you couldn't hear my farts, the best was talking to some babes and letting them rip. no one is going to blame their bartender cause they don't want to get shut off. they would be going "who the hell is shitting them selves" i'd be like...yeah and when we figure out who it is "THEY'RE OUTTTA HERE!!!"

 

[FTW]

when i bartended and changed protein and got new vites i would let some of the worst friggen stinkers go, and loud too. the music and people were so loud you couldn't hear my farts, the best was talking to some babes and letting them rip. no one is going to blame their bartender cause they don't want to get shut off. they would be going "who the hell is shitting them selves" i'd be like...yeah and when we figure out who it is "THEY'RE OUTTTA HERE!!!"

Sounds like the people were to drunk to remember the "You smelt it, you dealt it" rule.