The BET!

s7v7n

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I'm with J2D on this one...... no sex for you means no sex for her? There's NO WAY I'd initiate a bet like that.


Here's my proposal: You tell her you want her to have sex with you every night for a month and if she fails then you get the XBox. If she fulfills her obligation she gets the furniture.

Either way you're getting something you want. :D
Oh baby - I need a girl like you in my life!!!
 

Preacher

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Then get her under a bar. Squatting will fix that thing right up. Furthermore, tell you wife that she's a terrible wife for not doing her Kegel's exercises regularly anyway. ;)
LOL you know what Kegels are hahahaha I thought it was a made up word my wife thought of......

Uh Preacher could you mail me some of that Canadian weed you were smoking when you made this bet?:cool:
Its BC Bud FTW, the best bud in the world...... I trade you for some juice :D

I must say my wife has never been this agressive towards sex then now though. I think its all because she can't have it. I'm enjoying it for NOW!
 

FTW

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Its BC Bud FTW, the best bud in the world...... I trade you for some juice :D
I would put some hillbilly home grown skunk #1 to the taste test any day of the week.;)

If i start to have real bad rage problem then we may talk trade. I just hope it wont stone me so bad that i think i could go without pussy for a month!:rolleyes:
 

txjustin

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I'm with J2D on this one...... no sex for you means no sex for her? There's NO WAY I'd initiate a bet like that.


Here's my proposal: You tell her you want her to have sex with you every night for a month and if she fails then you get the XBox. If she fulfills her obligation she gets the furniture.

Either way you're getting something you want. :D
That is one hell of an idea!!!
 

Preacher

Trusted Member
Thing was I never really wanted one.... the price of one of those things could get me a nice cycle.......
 

FTW

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Thing was I never really wanted one.... the price of one of those things could get me a nice cycle.......
So what your saying is you got the blue balls all for nothing??? You wasnt bullshiting about that bud!
The next time i hear somebody call a hillbilly stupid i will link them to this post,,,:rolleyes:
 

Preacher

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FTW I was just proving to my wife that she was more than a piece of meat. I showed her that I need her for cleaning too.... :D
 

s7v7n

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So what your saying is you got the blue balls all for nothing??? You wasnt bullshiting about that bud!
The next time i hear somebody call a hillbilly stupid i will link them to this post,,,:rolleyes:
"Please look at this post" ....dee'dee'dee ;)
 

FTW

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FTW I was just proving to my wife that she was more than a piece of meat. I showed her that I need her for cleaning too.... :D

So you went threw 4 or 5 days of hell to prove to her that she is not just a cum dump,,, but a cum dump with a broom?

Fukin genius!:cool:
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
So you went threw 4 or 5 days of hell to prove to her that she is not just a cum dump,,, but a cum dump with a broom?

Fukin genius!:cool:
Broom's are horrible at cleaning. Let's say Cum Swifter Sweeper ;)
 
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