The BET!

Preacher

Preacher

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The BET!

OK so I don't know if this was such a good idea....

My wife and I have made a bet.

If I can go with out sex including jerking off for 1 month I get an xbox 360 (I have to have sex at least everyday sometimes twice, yes there maybe something wrong with me) If I fail I have to go without sex for an additional month.....

My wife bet she could lose 15 pounds in one month if she succeeds she gets a new living room suite (ya fair right) BUT if she fails she said she would be my sex slave for a month..... anything goes....... giddy up......

I don't think I can do it.....
 
spanky

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LOL Let's see, where should I start? No ass for the last 6 weeks or so. I've spent probably $10k on furniture in the last month. This is due to a pregnant wife in a new house but damn, at least you have a cool enough wife to entertain such offers. Not that I would know what to do with a video game.
 
Preacher

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I didn't know what to ask for....She lets me cycle when ever I want.... What else is there.......
 
spanky

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Preacher said:
I didn't know what to ask for....She lets me cycle when ever I want.... What else is there.......
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Yea, I don't know Preach, I think you got it all. I ain't bitchin though, life's been pretty good as of late. I really want a sprinkler system. I hate rigging the hoses up. That's what i'd bet for. LOL
 
Preacher

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LMAO....... only a married man would ask for that......but your right, Summers over here though....
 
juiced2damax

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Ok so I am understanding this correctly...You are not to have sex or jerk off for a month? So your wife is promoting the fact that you both will not have sex? I'm confused, if that is the case, why would she not want to have any sex...Elaberate brother!!!!:eek: :D
 
Preacher

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J2DM She has toys, she's not worried, plus she thinks i'm a freak and can't go without it. She says she can hold out no prob but I have my doubts..... But dam if she thinks she's using her toys while i'm there i'll blow all over her face......
 
s7v7n

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Preacher said:
OK so I don't know if this was such a good idea....

My wife and I have made a bet.

If I can go with out sex including jerking off for 1 month I get an xbox 360 (I have to have sex at least everyday sometimes twice, yes there maybe something wrong with me) If I fail I have to go without sex for an additional month.....

My wife bet she could lose 15 pounds in one month if she succeeds she gets a new living room suite (ya fair right) BUT if she fails she said she would be my sex slave for a month..... anything goes....... giddy up......

I don't think I can do it.....
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You're fucked.
 
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Man, you guys are something else. If that was me I'd stop by Best Buy on the way home from work. Tonight I'd be force-feeding her my cock while play an entire season of Madden 07 with a created player. Shit - show her they call you the man of the house for a reason!
 
s7v7n

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shaqdeezl said:
Man, you guys are something else. If that was me I'd stop by Best Buy on the way home from work. Tonight I'd be force-feeding her my cock while play an entire season of Madden 07 with a created player. Shit - show her they call you the man of the house for a reason!
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I'd rather play '08....but to each his own ;) LOL!!!
 
Eleven11

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fuck that. just keep fucking her and go buy the xbox anyway. or does she wear the pants :p .....................11
 
Preacher

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Oh its all in fun, plus I have to prove to her that I don't have a sex problem..... Like I said I want it non stop everyday and well she says things are getting a little umm not so tight so its time to lay off so she made me this bet...... I must say thou that she is all over me!!!...................
 
Grizzly

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Preacher said:
Oh its all in fun, plus I have to prove to her that I don't have a sex problem..... Like I said I want it non stop everyday and well she says things are getting a little umm not so tight so its time to lay off so she made me this bet...... I must say thou that she is all over me!!!...................
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Then get her under a bar. Squatting will fix that thing right up. Furthermore, tell you wife that she's a terrible wife for not doing her Kegel's exercises regularly anyway. ;)
 
twobad

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juiced2damax said:
Ok so I am understanding this correctly...You are not to have sex or jerk off for a month? So your wife is promoting the fact that you both will not have sex? I'm confused, if that is the case, why would she not want to have any sex...Elaberate brother!!!!:eek: :D
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I'm with J2D on this one...... no sex for you means no sex for her? There's NO WAY I'd initiate a bet like that.


Here's my proposal: You tell her you want her to have sex with you every night for a month and if she fails then you get the XBox. If she fulfills her obligation she gets the furniture.

Either way you're getting something you want. :D
 
FTW

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Uh Preacher could you mail me some of that Canadian weed you were smoking when you made this bet?:cool:
 
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