Taurine??

Baldspot

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Taurine??

D-RED!!!!?!?!?

What in the hell did you do to me man? O my GOD....hang on, I digress a moment...

Since Jester recommended it, I've been stealing out of my wife's calcium she takes until I buy my own(terrible ain't I?)Ok so I got my taurine powder in yesterday so thought I'd begin using it. As I recall you did mention 2 scoops yes? http://www.muscle-unlimited.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36045&postcount=8 So I take my usual creatine/protein shake - 2 scoops creatine, 2 scoops protein. Wait about 5 minutes then make a water/taurine drink with 2 scoops of taurine.

Roughly 30 minutes later.... It started with gas bad enough to hit the gag reflex on everyone in my house...even the dog. He kept sneezing and rubbing his nose with his paw. My wife was slapping me so hard on the couch she threw out her back and had to go lay down. My stepdaughter went to the store and bought a can of lysol and coated the entire living room in about a quarter inch of lysol wetness.

Then the flood began. THE FECAL FLOODGATES FROM HELL began blowing out my bunghole!!! I have never before or since had such severe diarreha in my LIFE! I pean PURE BROWN LIQUID, no solids at all. It spewed forth with such force it was spraying my entire ass from the blowback in the shitter and it was flushing itself from all the additional liquid being forced through it. So ravaged was I that I got light headed...maybe it was the fumes, I dunno.

With the addition of taurine, I now have the hairiest fucking Wagner Power painter ever known to man with a disposable camera type advertising...just point and shoot.

Could you please clarify exactly the SIZE of your scoops? I used the one that comes with my Optimum Nutrition protein. I refuse to touch the stuff again until I see several people tell me the EXACT dosage they use. O my GOD that was insane....
 

d-red

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WHAT????? you used the scoop that comes with the optinium nutrition protein?? thats like a cup,right??? OMG!!!!

i`m using like TWO TABLE SPOONS a day.not anything like thoses amounts. did a small scoop come with your taurine?? it a TABLESPOON scoop. i take ONE of those in the morning and ONE later in the afternoon.

wow!! are you ok?? i was just trying to help.
 

Baldspot

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Lmao...yeah I'm alright.

I just found out a cheaper version of "colon blow" I guess haha. Well I didn't shove my hand down in the container but I didn't see one from the top unless its settled down in the bottom, I tossed it around looking for it.

OK. Two TABLESPOONS, I'll try that now.

I'm ok D-Red, just thought I'd share my beloved first experience with taurine, lol.:)

EDIT: If yer constipated for any reason, I recommend two protien scoops full of taurine...guaranteed to work.
 

juiced2damax

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Lmao...yeah I'm alright.

I just found out a cheaper version of "colon blow" I guess haha. Well I didn't shove my hand down in the container but I didn't see one from the top unless its settled down in the bottom, I tossed it around looking for it.

OK. Two TABLESPOONS, I'll try that now.

I'm ok D-Red, just thought I'd share my beloved first experience with taurine, lol.:)

EDIT: If yer constipated for any reason, I recommend two protien scoops full of taurine...guaranteed to work.

LMFAO!! Great thanks for sharing SteveO--That definately gave me a good laugh, you ODed on taurine brotha!!!!:D
 

Eleven11

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I buy it in capsule form, I take it with potassium.
BTW how many MG's is 2 tbsp?................11
 

Baldspot

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LMFAO!! Great thanks for sharing SteveO--That definately gave me a good laugh, you ODed on taurine brotha!!!!:D
Yeah, it was horrifical, but was over just as quick. In fact, I think I'm gonna take a small bag of it to work....tis the season for coffee pots you know.:D
 
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