My first deer!

spanky

spanky

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My first deer!

I hit the little bastard in my SUV. I slammed the brakes, shit flew from under my seats, but I still caught his ass end. I contemplated not turning around becasue this road is nasty, lots of head-ons. He ended up in oncoming traffic so I made a U-turn and parked in the center median. About the time i'm opening my door, BAM! A Lincoln (Or Rincon as Grizz calls them) finished it off. I drug it off the road but I couldn't help but feel sorry for the little guy. It was trying to run off the road but his back end was mush. I'm glad that car finished it off or I would have been face with putting a bullet in it's head. Jacked up start to my Friday!
 
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spanky said:
I hit the little bastard in my SUV. I slammed the brakes, shit flew from under my seats, but I still caught his ass end. I contemplated not turning around becasue this road is nasty, lots of head-ons. He ended up in oncoming traffic so I made a U-turn and parked in the center median. About the time i'm opening my door, BAM! A Lincoln (Or Rincon as Grizz calls them) finished it off. I drug it off the road but I couldn't help but feel sorry for the little guy. It was trying to run off the road but his back end was mush. I'm glad that car finished it off or I would have been face with putting a bullet in it's head. Jacked up start to my Friday!
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im just glad your ok spank-licious!

i have always been told not to swerve! how the hell do you not? isnt it instinct to swerve when something jumps out at you? :confused:

when i was younger, a group of us who rode crotch rockets went for a ride late at night we were out in the country and there was about 10 of us, a deer shot out and ran right through the middle of the pack, the bikes in the front and back were ok, but the guys caught in the middle nailed the SOB.!
 
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i have hit several of those fuckers. Rutting now so collisions are really occuring a lot around here
 
spanky

spanky

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I see them every year and knew when we moved I was more likely to see them daily. I just didn't know it would be this bad. Every morning I pass them and wonder if one will run into the road. It's definietly worse than I thought it would be.
 
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does anyone know if deer really freeze at the sight of light? or is that a myth?
 
juaneye

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be glad it were'nt a moose, man you cut those big bastards off at the knees and then a half ton of body comes through the windshield....friggen decapitates people in small cars.
 
d-red

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when i was `just` born. i guess we didn`t have alot of money. one night,my dad hit a deer with the car. the game warden siad he could keep it. my mom put it in the freezer and we eat it.:eek:
 
spanky

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d-red said:
when i was `just` born. i guess we didn`t have alot of money. one night,my dad hit a deer with the car. the game warden siad he could keep it. my mom put it in the freezer and we eat it.:eek:
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Nah, I got my ass to work counting my lucky stars no one rear ended me. It wasn't that big anyway. A couple weeks ago I saw a huge buck just sitting a couple hundred yards off the road in a field. I thought it was a pretty cool sight. The following Monday I see it smashed under a little Nissan truck.

Also D, it's funny you mention being poor or less that rich as a kid. I took the wife out to Pappadeaux's for lunch (actually our aniversary was the occasion but went during the day because Billy Bob was at school) and ran into a family friend getting seated. They insisted us join them and boy, the stories about my old man started coming out. One had to do with my old man stealing milk from the milk man. Back in the days when it was left on your front porch early in the morning. I ended up hearing about a buch of shit that done today, would get you some serious time.

Anyway, i've downed a few bourbon and cokes and probably not making sense. My boy just won the fall league championship and I can't be happier! Had to celebrate.
 
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