My Balls Belong to Someone Not Named Justin

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Justinwk

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My Balls Belong to Someone Not Named Justin

I got an issue.

I'm a younger guy, and it's a Saturday night at 11:34, and I'm here on a Muscle-Man forum. Beyond that, my primary reason for writing this is, well, my balls aren't mine. I realized that tonight, and... I think I'm not ok with it.

I've been dating the same girl since I went through puberty. I'm comfortable with it, but my penis hates me.

I'm sick and fucking tired of not being able to go out. If I go out and leave her at home, I'm an asshole. If I even suggest going out, I get a response about how there's nothing fun to do. That's bullshit. There's plenty of fun shit to do, like go get drunk and fuck some girl and collect STD's like baseball cards.

I'm not looking for suggestions on what to do - I get suggestions all day long, and they're all very common. What I need is a slap in the face. I'll sincerely pay someone to do it if thats what it takes.

I'm to the point where I now think I'm an asshole if I even go jerk off without telling her. I'm so blinded by this angry-ass vaginally controlling nut-job that I want to pick up 3 jobs so I never have to stay at home.

We've been living together for 2 years. I have always heard this is the point where all women become alike, and I haven't heard a truer statement. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl, but tonight I'm insane and ready to snap. All I want is some god damn fun in my life. I've been over the age of 21 and have never seen the inside of a titty bar, or many other things for that reason. I've been neglected my testicles for the last two years and I want them back. I want titties and dirty poon rubbed in my face for $30. How wrong is that?

I can't leave her, because then I'm an asshole.
I can't take a break, because I'll be an asshole.
I can't fuck other women, because I'd be an asshole.
I can't fuck her, because I'm an asshole.

I stopped getting blowjobs around 6months, 3 days, and 12 hours ago. Sex is miserable, and I'm bitter as sin.

.... Whatever.
 
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juaneye

juaneye

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well.....where to start, okay, if i were you i would get the fuck outta there before you knock her up and then you are tied to her for the rest of your life.
 
spanky

spanky

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I could be Pres of your little club Justin. Don't get me wrong, i've got a good life, meaning nothing wrong and nothingto whine about. Bills are paid and kids are fed. But is it living? I went to the UT game last night and watched all the young pussy walking around, it damn near bought a tear to my eye. I live through crazy fuckers like Griz and Shaq. :D :D :D
 
juiced2damax

juiced2damax

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I don't see where the problem lies....GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

You are an asshole either way so might as well be a happy asshole instead of a miserable one!!! 200 bucks and I'll smack the bitch outa you! :D
 
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Justinwk

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Grizzly said:
I'm the closest, and brokest, to you, so I'll slap you for money. :D
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You got it. You're such a giver.

One stipulation - we have to go to a titty bar afterwards. I'll pay, as long as I get poon rubbed in my face that night. That's all I ask, just want some foreign-non-girlfriend poon.
 
elitet34

elitet34

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Justinwk said:
You got it. You're such a giver.

One stipulation - we have to go to a titty bar afterwards. I'll pay, as long as I get poon rubbed in my face that night. That's all I ask, just want some foreign-non-girlfriend poon.
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Jesus man, arent there any whack-shacks near you ?? ( Good ole massage parlors )
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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Well, you're in luck! Since you'll have to drive into the city to visit me, isn't it convenient as hell that I live in Chinatown? "Massage parlors" all over around here.
 
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Justinwk

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Grizzly said:
Well, you're in luck! Since you'll have to drive into the city to visit me, isn't it convenient as hell that I live in Chinatown? "Massage parlors" all over around here.
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We just went boating a few days ago and went right near Chinatown and up to Dick's Last Resort. It's funny as shit seeing all the people sitting near there fishing, and some even doing karate type moves up more near the park.

You should have come, Grizzy. If I would have known, mothafucka! There's a dock right there.

Food/beer - It was all paid for. Was great. Some guy even got pictures of my girlfriend readjusting her top. I'm sure he got nipple in that shot!

Next summer, you fucknut.
 
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Grizzly

Grizzly

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You were 300 yards from my house, dude. I'm 4 houses down from that park. Nay, 3, I think.
 
swede74

swede74

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juiced2damax said:
I don't see where the problem lies....GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

You are an asshole either way so might as well be a happy asshole instead of a miserable one!!! 200 bucks and I'll smack the bitch outa you! :D
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Agreed! I think you are delaying the inevitable here...at some point you are going to break it off with this chick..might as well do it now. You are going to regret spending this much time in a relationship you do not want to be in. If this chick was the one for you, you wouldn't have so much hatred.

Fuck, never been to a titty bar? That's just wrong!
 
txjustin

txjustin

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Bro I know from experience...get out while you can or you will end up cheating and costing yourself unnecessary heartache/money.
 
Finisher

Finisher

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You'll be dead one day brother. WTF are you wasting time being miserable? How old are you man?

Drop this woman and don't date anyone seriously for a year. You need it!!!! Go have some fun and take NOTHING seriously!
 
Massive690

Massive690

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Justinwk said:
I got an issue.

I'm a younger guy, and it's a Saturday night at 11:34, and I'm here on a Muscle-Man forum. Beyond that, my primary reason for writing this is, well, my balls aren't mine. I realized that tonight, and... I think I'm not ok with it.

I've been dating the same girl since I went through puberty. I'm comfortable with it, but my penis hates me.

I'm sick and fucking tired of not being able to go out. If I go out and leave her at home, I'm an asshole. If I even suggest going out, I get a response about how there's nothing fun to do. That's bullshit. There's plenty of fun shit to do, like go get drunk and fuck some girl and collect STD's like baseball cards.

I'm not looking for suggestions on what to do - I get suggestions all day long, and they're all very common. What I need is a slap in the face. I'll sincerely pay someone to do it if thats what it takes.

I'm to the point where I now think I'm an asshole if I even go jerk off without telling her. I'm so blinded by this angry-ass vaginally controlling nut-job that I want to pick up 3 jobs so I never have to stay at home.

We've been living together for 2 years. I have always heard this is the point where all women become alike, and I haven't heard a truer statement. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl, but tonight I'm insane and ready to snap. All I want is some god damn fun in my life. I've been over the age of 21 and have never seen the inside of a titty bar, or many other things for that reason. I've been neglected my testicles for the last two years and I want them back. I want titties and dirty poon rubbed in my face for $30. How wrong is that?

I can't leave her, because then I'm an asshole.
I can't take a break, because I'll be an asshole.
I can't fuck other women, because I'd be an asshole.
I can't fuck her, because I'm an asshole.

I stopped getting blowjobs around 6months, 3 days, and 12 hours ago. Sex is miserable, and I'm bitter as sin.

.... Whatever.
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damn bro. as you get older you'll realize the importance of having other friends and being able to do things apart. its not good to spend every moment of your free time with your girl. you'll start to get bored and resent eachother, as you are learning right now.

tell her you are going out with the boys once a week. if she has a problem with that she can take a hike. your relationship will end anyways if you dont start getting out and spending time apart, so you got nothing to lose
 
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shivsean

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Massive690 said:
tell her you are going out with the boys once a week. if she has a problem with that she can take a hike. your relationship will end anyways if you dont start getting out and spending time apart, so you got nothing to lose
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OP, you can even use this advice to FORCE a fight that will allow you to finally pack up and move.

For fucks sake, don't spend another minute being unhappy. It sounds like the relationship is beyond redemption, and even if it was, you may not want to redeem anything at this point.

I was in a postion similar to yours, stuck in a stagnant realtionship and staring at pussy as it walked by, getting none at home. I finally told the girl if I dont get what I want from you, I will get it elsewhere. She balked, I walked and never looked back.
 
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