can i get a "Whooooooooooaa-Bundy!"?
At the titty bar...where the beer gives you gas and the Bundy's kick ass...
-Where the music stinks, and the water they drinks, at the nudie bar.
-Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
-Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
-Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
-Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
-Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.
-Where a buck's enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
-Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
-Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
-Where the cops are at the door, and there's a Kennedy on the floor, at the
nudie bar.
-Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
-Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
-Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
