I'm such an asshole
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thick
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tell her grizzly jizz will melt the fat right off but it takes multiple treatments over periods of years
Beach Kowboy
Banned
:d .............
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Told you sir....make up isn't what it is all cracked you to be...I'm like damn...chill with that....but it is like a pound cake on her face, what the hell...LMMFAO! We are one in the same. No shit, I nicknamed the one "9.5" because that's the best she could get becaue I didn't like her hair, makeup and fake tits. LMMAO! That's hilarious.
Incidentally, she went back to brunette and I think I almost nutted in my jeans when I saw her. Still not a big fan of her make up. But that's also because I most fequently saw her at work, where she seems to think that heavy make up is necessary to make tips. Maybe it is. I don't know.
I don't like heavy makeup. They don't call it "cover up" for nothing.
Brunette's turn me on...but like I said before, beach blonde is a nut and a half....oh and what's wrong with her tits?
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
They're fake. Duh! Not a fan of fake tits in the least. Although, after playing with them, I have no problems with hers. It was before I really got to know her that I didn't like them. There's really pretty much nothing about her I don't like. :sigh:
So, to illustrate my assoholicness, the other girl has been over a couple of days this week. Yesterday, she made the bed and then went and did all the dishes. She's seriously a sweetheart and a half. She's growing on me, but not in the same way as the one I really like.
Ain't it a real motherfuck?
So, to illustrate my assoholicness, the other girl has been over a couple of days this week. Yesterday, she made the bed and then went and did all the dishes.
She's seriously a sweetheart and a half. She's growing on me, but not in the same way as the one I really like.Ain't it a real motherfuck?
thick
Moderator
what sucks is knowing that you will most likely end up with neither
They're fake. Duh! Not a fan of fake tits in the least. Although, after playing with them, I have no problems with hers. It was before I really got to know her that I didn't like them. There's really pretty much nothing about her I don't like. :sigh:
So, to illustrate my assoholicness, the other girl has been over a couple of days this week. Yesterday, she made the bed and then went and did all the dishes.
Ain't it a real motherfuck?
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Wanna fight?
I'm keeping the one. My mind has been made up and I've spent 5 fucking months on this! I'm not fucking kidding! I'm marrying her.
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Two weeks later...you are fuckin' another that you wanna marry...not doggin' you fine sir...BUT that's how we areWanna fight?
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Huh? No, I'm marrying 9.5. The one I put the picture of up. Been doing whatever the hell we're doing(very, very, very long story) for 5 months. More, really, but that's when it progressed to the current level.Two weeks later...you are fuckin' another that you wanna marry...not doggin' you fine sir...BUT that's how we are
I'm sleeping with a few different girls. I only want the one(even if she is crazy and a major handful
) . I'm just biding time. 
thick
Moderator
very true. Get that ring on and her sexy spice will turn to sour milk
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
While her looks play a factor, they're secondary. I wasn't very attracted to her at all until I talked to her.
Of course, today I'm not too enthused with her and her shit, but that'll probably pass.
sctdds
New member
Bro Money can fix fat, ugly. pussy to loose and small titties but you can't fix stupid
I got a couple of friends who married smoking hot girls, but their marriages are misrable now.It's confirmed. I'm a total dickhead. That sweet, little(ok, medium) thing just got tickets to the next UFC.
Although my wife is pretty, she ain't the prettiest, defo not as pretty as those two, and now the other two friends wish they their marriages are as happy as mine. Looks fade away fast if she is a bitch (which most crazy chicks turn out to be after marriage).
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Trust me, this one is crazy, too. If she would eat right and exercise, I would like her a lot more. Instead she just eats like shit, which, in turn, makes me eat like shit because that's what's around and she doesn't workout and tries to hang out all day long which ruins my working out.
Trust me, I've been here before and I know that a girl who is not fitness-minded and I do not get along.