I'm such an asshole

[Grizzly]

I'm such an asshole

Ever met a girl who was the sweetest thing ever, who makes your bed and tickles your back and does anything you want, but you just really can't give a fuck?

Without going into too much detail about my fucked-ass-up personal life, I've got one I'm in love with and another one who must be in love with me because she's everything you could want.....except I don't want her. WTF?

Explain that!

 

[M FREAKY]

lol,,,, Your new title will be upgraded to Man Whore Expert

 

[d-red]

lol,,,, Your new title will be upgraded to Man Whore Expert

can`t wait to see his new title.

 

[thick]

i have a girl from college that wants to marry me. WE hook up once a year or so but man i just have no feelings whatsoever for her. Except when horny of course. Then i have to get away from her right when i am done.
Thanks for bringing this back to mind u prick

Ever met a girl who was the sweetest thing ever, who makes your bed and tickles your back and does anything you want, but you just really can't give a fuck?

Without going into too much detail about my fucked-ass-up personal life, I've got one I'm in love with and another one who must be in love with me because she's everything you could want.....except I don't want her. WTF?

Explain that!

 

[M FREAKY]

can`t wait to see his new title.

Done, lol Grizz reminds me of Dr. Phil

 

[shaqdeezl]

Ever met a girl who was the sweetest thing ever, who makes your bed and tickles your back and does anything you want, but you just really can't give a fuck?

Without going into too much detail about my fucked-ass-up personal life, I've got one I'm in love with and another one who must be in love with me because she's everything you could want.....except I don't want her. WTF?

Explain that!

Is the clingy bitch rich?

 

[Grizzly]

Is the clingy bitch rich?

Compared to me? Yes. She's a stewardess, so she makes decent jack. Hell, I might become a stewardess. Do you know how easy those fucking whore are? Dude, we're all missing out!

 

[spanky]

I had that choice way back when....You know which I chose, the broke one of course. Not that mine hasn't done well for herself, with the other, the inheritance would have been huge.

 

[shaqdeezl]

Compared to me? Yes. She's a cum cuzzler with wings, so she makes decent jack. Hell, I might become a stewardess. Do you know how easy those fucking whore are? Dude, we're all missing out!

Nevermind.

 

[shaqdeezl]

I had that choice way back when....You know which I chose, the broke one of course. Not that mine hasn't done well for herself, with the other, the inheritance would have been huge.

I dated one of those in high school. Her father owned multiple groves and a packing plant. He told me once I got out of the Army he'd hook me up with a job and free rent in one of the river properties he owns. His daughter was totally bad ass at the time.

I saw her a year ago during a visit home. That bitch is fatter than Grizz. Holy shit she's a fat ass.

 

[Grizzly]

I had that choice way back when....You know which I chose, the broke one of course. Not that mine hasn't done well for herself, with the other, the inheritance would have been huge.

Now I know why we get along so well. We're both retarded assholes.

 

[s7v7n]

Ever met a girl who was the sweetest thing ever, who makes your bed and tickles your back and does anything you want, but you just really can't give a fuck?

Without going into too much detail about my fucked-ass-up personal life, I've got one I'm in love with and another one who must be in love with me because she's everything you could want.....except I don't want her. WTF?

Explain that!

I have a girl that will do most anything for me...and anything I tell her to do...is done that day or the next. If I don't want her talking to a certain guy, or I ask for something to be done at my house, it is done. Amazing. And for some damn reason....I just don't give a fuck either. I'm chasing this one girl...you all have seen her pics....that talks to other guys, has mostly guy friends, gives me a chase and a challenge....weird huh? I think Grizz and I are seperated at birth...we both fuck up good shit!

 

[s7v7n]

I dated one of those in high school. Her father owned multiple groves and a packing plant. He told me once I got out of the Army he'd hook me up with a job and free rent in one of the river properties he owns. His daughter was totally bad ass at the time.

I saw her a year ago during a visit home. That bitch is fatter than Grizz. Holy shit she's a fat ass.

Good choice...cuz I saw the Florida trip or whatever trip...don't remember and don't care...cuz I saw your wife and it made me cum after I already jacked off 2 mins prior!!

 

[spanky]

Now I know why we get along so well. We're both retarded assholes.

Something else I often ponder, i've been with the same woman for 15 years. And through those years you could argue we change the most (starting around 20 years old). I wonder if either of us would chose the other if we could do it again, or had to do it now. Probably not healthy to be that critical but it's part of me over-analyzing everything.

 

[juaneye]

Compared to me? Yes. She's a stewardess, so she makes decent jack. Hell, I might become a stewardess. Do you know how easy those fucking whore are? Dude, we're all missing out!

if they're dudes....they're queer!

 

[Grizzly]

I have a girl that will do most anything for me...and anything I tell her to do...is done that day or the next. If I don't want her talking to a certain guy, or I ask for something to be done at my house, it is done. Amazing. And for some damn reason....I just don't give a fuck either. I'm chasing this one girl...you all have seen her pics....that talks to other guys, has mostly guy friends, gives me a chase and a challenge....weird huh? I think Grizz and I are seperated at birth...we both fuck up good shit!

You know, I shouldn't say the girl is perfect, because she's not. She's portly. I think that's my major problem. She's not fat, but she definitely needs to lose weight. She's just soft.

On the other hand, "my girl" eats just like me. She lifts and trains and it's soooooo fucking hot!

I think that's precisely why I like the one and not the other. Her eating habits disgust me. AND that damned btich makes me eat like shit because of what she does when I'm around.

I probably shouldn't, but here's some pics of the girl I'm in love with. Tell me you wouldn't be too.

 

[juaneye]

she is smoking...but is this the one with the boyfriend that won't let you fuck her, or is that old news? if this is the one that's unfuckable...forget her and take the one that spoils the shit outta you. imho

 

[thick]

holy shit grizz. That is the FIRST time you havent given me a softy with your female pics !

Hope that dude(roommate? ) doesnt go bruce lee on your ass. FTW says bruce wee would put a hurtin on ya

You know, I shouldn't say the girl is perfect, because she's not. She's portly. I think that's my major problem. She's not fat, but she definitely needs to lose weight. She's just soft.

On the other hand, "my girl" eats just like me. She lifts and trains and it's soooooo fucking hot!

I think that's precisely why I like the one and not the other. Her eating habits disgust me. AND that damned btich makes me eat like shit because of what she does when I'm around.

I probably shouldn't, but here's some pics of the girl I'm in love with. Tell me you wouldn't be too.

 

[s7v7n]

You know, I shouldn't say the girl is perfect, because she's not. She's portly. I think that's my major problem. She's not fat, but she definitely needs to lose weight. She's just soft.

On the other hand, "my girl" eats just like me. She lifts and trains and it's soooooo fucking hot!

I think that's precisely why I like the one and not the other. Her eating habits disgust me. AND that damned btich makes me eat like shit because of what she does when I'm around.

I probably shouldn't, but here's some pics of the girl I'm in love with. Tell me you wouldn't be too.

I know what you mean...the one girl that will do anything and take the blame and all that BS....she eats like shit...and well....let's be honest here, is getting fatter by the years....she used to be 7/5 or even an 8...now she is dropping quickly....

...The other one that everyone has seen on this board, is a fucking size one/two and is amazing...for some reason...I would give her close to a 9 if it wasn't for some much make up that she wears...

...That girl Grizz, Tiff....looks like an older version of an old " " friend I had....very hot....I gotta say we are one in the like....go for it big boy!

 

[Grizzly]

I.I would give her close to a 9 if it wasn't for some much make up that she wears...

...That girl Grizz, Tiff....looks like an older version of an old " " friend I had....very hot....I gotta say we are one in the like....go for it big boy!

LMMFAO! We are one in the same. No shit, I nicknamed the one "9.5" because that's the best she could get becaue I didn't like her hair, makeup and fake tits. LMMAO! That's hilarious.

Incidentally, she went back to brunette and I think I almost nutted in my jeans when I saw her. Still not a big fan of her make up. But that's also because I most fequently saw her at work, where she seems to think that heavy make up is necessary to make tips. Maybe it is. I don't know.

I don't like heavy makeup. They don't call it "cover up" for nothing.