spanky
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I survived the first half of 2009!
I started the year unemployed, staying at home with a 7 month old. I was Mr. Mom pretty much. I was looking forward to it and was cooked after 3 days. Ended up getting a sitter two days a week. I interviewed like crazy and finally landed something after 3 months. It was 70 miles round trip in heavy traffic but the pay was decent. After a month I found an even better job withing 10 miles of home. I work my ass off but love the feel of real work. I've been on a cubicle for the last 5 years.
I coached my son's little league team through the regular season (finished 3rd
) and then starting June 1st coached our league's All Star team. Great kids with pain in the ass parents. We won the first tournament and I still had parents approach me saying they were unhappy with the line-up. I had one big motherfucker that looked like Tank Abbott tell me, "me and you are going to have a problem if my boy sits on the bench first again." We were bumped to division One after winning the tournament and only won 2 games after that. My kids got screwed for winning. I'll never coach All Stars again!
We took a family vacation to Key West and Miami two weeks ago. I left the team with my assistants, which meant I was on my phone half the vacation because the assistants didn't get along. We stayed two doors down from the strip club and a block away from the tranny club. It didn't take my son long to figure out those weren't women. LMAO We stayed on South Beach in Miami and it was awesome. Everyone told me it wouldn't be kid friendly and that was wrong. We should have spent more time in Miami versus Key West. The women on the beach were beautiful, even the wife commented. I love how even the girls that weren't anorexic wore small bikinis.
Last weekend concluded our plans for June with a wedding in podunk town in the Texas panhandle. A Mexican wedding at that. A Mexican wedding in a country-assed town with a chinaman priest that kept saying married just like Long Duck Dong in 16 Candles. I couldn't stop laughing.
That's where i've been. I poke my head in every now and then to see what kind of shit Grizz is getting into and to see what Shaq is fucking but that's about it.
I know it's been bumpy for a few of our bros, I just wanted to say what's up.
I started the year unemployed, staying at home with a 7 month old. I was Mr. Mom pretty much. I was looking forward to it and was cooked after 3 days. Ended up getting a sitter two days a week. I interviewed like crazy and finally landed something after 3 months. It was 70 miles round trip in heavy traffic but the pay was decent. After a month I found an even better job withing 10 miles of home. I work my ass off but love the feel of real work. I've been on a cubicle for the last 5 years.
I coached my son's little league team through the regular season (finished 3rd
) and then starting June 1st coached our league's All Star team. Great kids with pain in the ass parents. We won the first tournament and I still had parents approach me saying they were unhappy with the line-up. I had one big motherfucker that looked like Tank Abbott tell me, "me and you are going to have a problem if my boy sits on the bench first again." We were bumped to division One after winning the tournament and only won 2 games after that. My kids got screwed for winning. I'll never coach All Stars again!We took a family vacation to Key West and Miami two weeks ago. I left the team with my assistants, which meant I was on my phone half the vacation because the assistants didn't get along. We stayed two doors down from the strip club and a block away from the tranny club. It didn't take my son long to figure out those weren't women. LMAO We stayed on South Beach in Miami and it was awesome. Everyone told me it wouldn't be kid friendly and that was wrong. We should have spent more time in Miami versus Key West. The women on the beach were beautiful, even the wife commented. I love how even the girls that weren't anorexic wore small bikinis.
Last weekend concluded our plans for June with a wedding in podunk town in the Texas panhandle. A Mexican wedding at that. A Mexican wedding in a country-assed town with a chinaman priest that kept saying married just like Long Duck Dong in 16 Candles. I couldn't stop laughing.
That's where i've been. I poke my head in every now and then to see what kind of shit Grizz is getting into and to see what Shaq is fucking but that's about it.
I know it's been bumpy for a few of our bros, I just wanted to say what's up.
