I had to lift an SUV

iambig

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I had to lift an SUV

Yeah, you heard it right. The other night I was driving home from the gym on a short highway stint. I saw up the road that a Suburban had flipped over - nobody was at the scene yet. I rushed out of my car to see if everyone was okay. I saw that a young lady - probably 16 - had came partially out of the passenger window - then noticed her arm was trapped well underneath the vehicle. She was screaming in horror. I had soooo much adrenaline pumping - I reached down and got a good grip on the vehicle and lifted with everything I had. I lifted it enough for her to free her arm. I must say, I've won a lot of trophies but that was the most rewarding prize I've ever had, and probably the most weight I've ever lifted. Anyone know what a suburban weighs?
 

FTW

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You know that even doing a good deed like that can get you sued because you moved a injured person.

Kinda fucked up huh
 
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spanky

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Good work! Luckily you happened across the accident.

I think I can relate to what Ft Worth is saying. Seems nowadays people get a pat on the back for doing the right thing or more like what you're supposed to. Just last week a guy found a two year old crossing an overpass on the highway here. He stopped picked up the 2yo and drove to the gas station and called the cops. He made the news 3 nights in a row and was on the local talk radio shows.
I don't know about you, but who wouldn't stop in that case? Maybe it's just that unusual in America to do what you're supposed to.

Anyway, seriously, sounds like you were in a good position to help where many others couldn't/wouldn't. I had my own little situation where a kid was in trouble and I pulled his little ass out of the pool on Sunday. All I could do was feel like hiding when the moms were thanking me and pooh poohing.
 

s7v7n

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Good work! Luckily you happened across the accident.

I think I can relate to what Ft Worth is saying. Seems nowadays people get a pat on the back for doing the right thing or more like what you're supposed to. Just last week a guy found a two year old crossing an overpass on the highway here. He stopped picked up the 2yo and drove to the gas station and called the cops. He made the news 3 nights in a row and was on the local talk radio shows.
I don't know about you, but who wouldn't stop in that case? Maybe it's just that unusual in America to do what you're supposed to.

Anyway, seriously, sounds like you were in a good position to help where many others couldn't/wouldn't. I had my own little situation where a kid was in trouble and I pulled his little ass out of the pool on Sunday. All I could do was feel like hiding when the moms were thanking me and pooh poohing.
The moms poo-poo'd on you? Ewwww that's gross ;)
 

FTW

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Do you guys believe all the stories about how 72 year old women gets "super human" strength and you hear stories about them flipping over cars to save family.Or the retarded kid that could bench 500 pounds and never trained a day in his life. Even a drunk having a seizure has unreal strength.

Have there ever been scientific study into those type strengths?
 

spanky

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Hell no. I didn't read it that way either. While he said lifted, i'm assuming he kinda rocked the SUV off the girl's arm. Not even fuckin Griz could lift an SUV.
 

FTW

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Hell no. I didn't read it that way either. While he said lifted, i'm assuming he kinda rocked the SUV off the girl's arm. Not even fuckin Griz could lift an SUV.

So he is bullshitn about doing a good deed?:confused:
 

juiced2damax

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Glad to hear you were able to help man, must have felt good to know that you really helped that poor girl out and may have avoided even more injury on her part.
 

Grizzly

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Hell no. I didn't read it that way either. While he said lifted, i'm assuming he kinda rocked the SUV off the girl's arm. Not even fuckin Griz could lift an SUV.
You on drugs, motherfucker?! Done it! Ok, ok, ok, so it took me and my buddy to lift it, but we did take the truck we rolled over onto the tracks, but we did lift it.

Just in time for the train, too. No shit, I said, fuck dude, I don't want to do this. Look, we're in the middle of nowhere. There's no trains. Let's come back tomorrow.

Yeah! As soon as we lifted that thing, a train came down the tracks. I'm not even shitting. It was eery. I'm still pissed that that motherfucker threw my doughnuts into the field. :mad:
 

-MU-

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She would have been fucked if I would have shown up...LOL I would have probably tried to lift it and shit myself...LMAO
 

spanky

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I swear you're a Texan! :D So, once you rolled the motherfucker and threw the house off (donuts included), what's left to lift? You're not comparing that to an SUV are you? :D

 

ian smith

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PFFFFT.. I lifted a vespa scooter off of a dwarf who was trippng on shrooms wearing nothing but a G-string and a Butt plug last night.
 

FTW

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You on drugs, motherfucker?! Done it! Ok, ok, ok, so it took me and my buddy to lift it, but we did take the truck we rolled over onto the tracks, but we did lift it.

Just in time for the train, too. No shit, I said, fuck dude, I don't want to do this. Look, we're in the middle of nowhere. There's no trains. Let's come back tomorrow.

Yeah! As soon as we lifted that thing, a train came down the tracks. I'm not even shitting. It was eery. I'm still pissed that that motherfucker threw my doughnuts into the field. :mad:

LMFAO, how did that get thrown in the story?:D
 

FTW

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Because I'm still mad! I was eating those, damnit! Just because they were next to the incriminating alcohol....
Booze and donuts? Yeah that sounds like you.:p

I bet the true story was he wanted your help to turn it over and your fat ass was busy stuffing your face with some Krispy Kreme and then the dog nuts got tossed into a field.
 

Phreezer

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I call bull shit. A "good deed" like this would have been picked up by the AP and they would have ran with it..

So unless I see a link I call bull shit.
 

iambig

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I don't really care if you guys believe me or not. I know what happened. That night proved to me that adrenaline is powerful. It probably didn't hurt that I had JUST left the gym and did some squats and about 50 curls so my muscles were "tighter" if you will. Why would the AP pick it up, I left right after the ambulance arrived.
 

Phreezer

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I don't really care if you guys believe me or not. I know what happened. That night proved to me that adrenaline is powerful. It probably didn't hurt that I had JUST left the gym and did some squats and about 50 curls so my muscles were "tighter" if you will. Why would the AP pick it up, I left right after the ambulance arrived.

Lol.. squats and about 50 curls and you still had tight enough muscles to flip over an suv... wow.. what an incredible example of strength and amazement you are.. Why do you insist on lying? Are you socially awkward and are trying really hard to fit in by trying to amaze and impress others?

This is ther internet after all.. lol
We've all got 600lb raw benchs, 225lb bicep curls, 10" dicks and we've all fucked super models..ohh.. and we've all flipped over SUV's to save damsels in distress..lol
 

.!.

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You on drugs, motherfucker?! Done it! Ok, ok, ok, so it took me and my buddy to lift it, but we did take the truck we rolled over onto the tracks, but we did lift it.

Just in time for the train, too. No shit, I said, fuck dude, I don't want to do this. Look, we're in the middle of nowhere. There's no trains. Let's come back tomorrow.

Yeah! As soon as we lifted that thing, a train came down the tracks. I'm not even shitting. It was eery. I'm still pissed that that motherfucker threw my doughnuts into the field. :mad:
this is the part of the story that bothers me, never throw away doughnuts!

that is cool of you to lift that truck. was the girl ok? im assuming you are the one who called the paramedics?
 
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