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Grizzly

Grizzly

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Hookers

Never bought a hooker before. Fucked a few women who were "for sale", but I've never paid. Horny as all get out at the moment. Playing around on Craigslist, loolking for hookers. I'll drop the 2 yards, if I have to. It'll be alright. I've got a fucking pocket full.

I just wish my future wife wouldn't have called. Now I feel bad. I'll feel even worse when she calls back and I'm waiting for my hooker to arive. :eek:
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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Damn, I actually just did it! :eek: Made the call and now there's a big bootied Puerto Rican on her way over here. I'm such a bad person. LOL

edit- I'll bet money she gives me a discount for being super hot. :D
 
M FREAKY

M FREAKY

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Grizzly said:
Damn, I actually just did it! :eek: Made the call and now there's a big bootied Puerto Rican on her way over here. I'm such a bad person. LOL

edit- I'll bet money she gives me a discount for being super hot. :D
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lol,,,Grizz remember No Glove No Love be safe ;)
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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spanky said:
Sweet! It's been ten minutes, how was he/she?
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Can't believe I just dropped 180 for that! I could have gotten that girl to pay me if I'd have met her out somewhere. LOL It's actually pretty cool. Do this. Do that. Now do it somemore. Ok, now go home. :D

Yeah, maybe hookers are cool. I think I've spent more than that on my future missus and we haven't even fucked yet. :mad:

And motherfuckers keep trying to cockblock me!!!! :mad: 2 weeks in a row that she went out with the bossman after work and had dudes telling her shit she doesn't need to hear. Especially the fanciful "we've been fucking" story that is going around. I didn't make it up. Fortunately, she knows this. Fuck those jealous bastards! Not my fault that I get the most perfect woman on the planet.
 
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Vicious Cycle

Vicious Cycle

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Grizzly said:
Can't believe I just dropped 180 for that! I could have gotten that girl to pay me if I'd have met her out somewhere. LOL It's actually pretty cool. Do this. Do that. Now do it somemore. Ok, now go home. :D

Yeah, maybe hookers are cool. I think I've spent more than that on my future missus and we haven't even fucked yet. :mad:

And motherfuckers keep trying to cockblock me!!!! :mad: 2 weeks in a row that she went out with the bossman after work and had dudes telling her shit she doesn't need to hear. Especially the fanciful "we've been fucking" story that is going around. I didn't make it up. Fortunately, she knows this. Fuck those jealous bastards! Not my fault that I get the most perfect woman on the planet.
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You are just too funny bro!
 
spanky

spanky

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That's good shit. Having Mexico only a few hours away is nice. As i've said before, going hunting around here is just a big fucking joke, literally. You wouldn't believe how many guys say they're going to the valley hunting and end up spending the weekend in the whore house.
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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spanky said:
That's good shit. Having Mexico only a few hours away is nice. As i've said before, going hunting around here is just a big fucking joke, literally. You wouldn't believe how many guys say they're going to the valley hunting and end up spending the weekend in the whore house.
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Hhahahahaha...that's just too much damn money to spend!!!
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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spanky said:
Nah. 40 bucks plus a couple bucks extra for clean sheets and a buck for a rubber. That's what i've heard.
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Oh lol...I know in MX it's cheap - but what grizz paid was too much....no way 180 for what 20 mins of "yeah-yeah...give it to me daddy" while she reads a book? Go out to the bar, spend 50 on drinks, and save the 130 for another girl at a different bar :)
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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It was an hour(of which I got every damned second. :D )and the whole point was just that a bar would be a crap shoot. Hell, I don't even pay for drinks at my bar and spend 100 bucks every time tipping my girls.

I think I won. I didn't even have to leave the house. Bitch came to me. That's service! And now my ex is here.
 
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steve miller

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personally i have had more than my fair share of hookers...I was in Amsterdam two summers ago i must havebanged 15 in two days...it was awesome..there is just something fun about renting someone for acouple bucks and making them lick your anus
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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steve miller said:
personally i have had more than my fair share of hookers...I was in Amsterdam two summers ago i must havebanged 15 in two days...it was awesome..there is just something fun about renting someone for acouple bucks and making them lick your anus
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There is something cool about it. I told the ex I'd get her fingers and toes done if she came over. She got some new nails and I got to blow a load on her face. Seems fair. :p
 
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