Good morning sex

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shaqdeezl

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Good morning sex

I know if I woke up to the wife stroking my johnson I'd have her ankles thrown over my shoulders in a matter of seconds. All she does is force her legs closed and yell 'STOP! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!' Holy shit. You'd think I had brought a sheep to bed. I just wanted some pussy to start my day off right.

Shit. A couple of grams of test a week will that to a fella.

Anyway. Sweets, if you really want a stalker on your hands chime in saying you'd have given it up.

Later, bitches. All the local affiliates are supposed to be at our exercise today from 11 to 1. Your boy may on the TV!
 
TenMan

TenMan

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They just don't get the fact that mens' testosterone levels are highest after a good nights sleep.

TenMan
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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I hardly ever, I mean EVER' get morning sex...she says she doesn't like the taste of bad breathe...then get your ass up while I'm sleeping and brush your damn teeth...simple fix....fuck!
 
juaneye

juaneye

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my wife has never been a morning girl either! :mad: i read in a mens magazine a couple years ago that after 15 years with the same man a woman gets bored with him.... no wonder my wife turned into a bi-sexual...i get it twice a month whether i need it or not. :mad: :mad: so don't evvvveeeeer ask me why i don't want try test!!!!! that's all i need is a harder dick and no place to put it! at any rate, sex is a misdameaner...da more i miss, da meaner i get!! :D
 
juaneye

juaneye

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p.s. hey shaq...wanna lose your morning wood, just take a look at your avy. :D that'll shrivel her boooyyyy! :eek: :eek:
 
M FREAKY

M FREAKY

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juaneye said:
my wife has never been a morning girl either! :mad: i read in a mens magazine a couple years ago that after 15 years with the same man a woman gets bored with him.... no wonder my wife turned into a bi-sexual...i get it twice a month whether i need it or not. :mad: :mad: so don't evvvveeeeer ask me why i don't want try test!!!!! that's all i need is a harder dick and no place to put it! at any rate, sex is a misdameaner...da more i miss, da meaner i get!! :D
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Get a blow up doll placed it between you and your wife and Chon Chon the shit out of it,,,
 
Marines

Marines

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I got that a few times in the AM when I was married. It was wonderful. Now I wake up to the dog crying because she wants to go for a walk
 
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