I smack my balls with a hammer first thing every morning. No twins for me.Aw Griz, next year when you're laid up with twins, you'll be one of the blind and in the same boat. Your gym have a nursery? I highly reccomend that. You're going to make a swell dad, I just know it.
That's what I said. Only YOUR personal kids, and the occasional neighborhood cutie, make you want to do anything besides duct tape them to a chair.LMAO!
Sounds like the solution to staying in love is to continue having kids, that way you always have one under 4 years old. I completely understand what you're saying about the neighbor's kids but trust me, when it's your flesh and blood, you'll become a big ol sissy all over again. I got so sick of people telling that bullshit but it's true. Yall started picking out names????
Her son, on the other hand,.....yeah, I hated that little fat fuck! LOL It's so wrong to hate a 10 year old. Translates into King of the World. Contrary to Shakespeare's assertion, the answer to "what's in a name" is EVERYTHING!
WOW! You don't even make Thick look for a new signature do you LOL!!I smack my balls with a hammer first thing every morning. No twins for me.
I won't be blind, I'll still remember that, just as you hate all the neighbor's kids, they hate yours. The only cute kids are under 4 and/or your kids.
My kids are the only kids I like and some times the little fuckers push that too. I know how you feel about hating a 10 year old, I got a niece thats 7 and one thats 9 and I can stay in the same room with them because I will back hand them. As well as there mom and dad.....That's what I said. Only YOUR personal kids, and the occasional neighborhood cutie, make you want to do anything besides duct tape them to a chair.
You know I used to love the brownie's daughter, but a lot of the shit that didn't seem to bother Brownie used to make me want to backhand the fuck out of that little girl!
Yes, I have a name. Vercingetorix.