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shaqdeezl

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Anal Update

So, my crazy squirter girl swore to the Heavens I would never be able to enter her back door. I always told her "I am SHAQDAMUTHAFUCKINDEEZL and I always get exactly what I want."

The last two times we were intimate I had my finger deep inside her ass. Each time she asked me "Do you want to fuck me in the ass?" I could only muster a huge smile and a wink with her response being "You are so right - I will give you anything you want. Just name it."

I have yet to do the deed, but I will. ;)

For those of you who cannot get your significant other to give up the chocolate canyon, the moral here is to be persistent and totally confident that you will get what you want. Every time she says "you will not fuck my ass" just answer with "oh, sorry, sweetheart but I will and you will love it." It's entirely too easy.

I hate to sound egotistical but it is empowering to get whatever it is your heart desires. :)

SD :cool: :cool:
 
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Need2Lift

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Exactly!!! Plus, a little wine will help relax her for the inevitable. My wife also swore I would never go in the backdoor, but I did, and she loves it!
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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shaqdeezl said:
So, my crazy squirter girl swore to the Heavens I would never be able to enter her back door. I always told her "I am SHAQDAMUTHAFUCKINDEEZL and I always get exactly what I want."

The last two times we were intimate I had my finger deep inside her ass. Each time she asked me "Do you want to fuck me in the ass?" I could only muster a huge smile and a wink with her response being "You are so right - I will give you anything you want. Just name it."

I have yet to do the deed, but I will. ;)

For those of you who cannot get your significant other to give up the chocolate canyon, the moral here is to be persistent and totally confident that you will get what you want. Every time she says "you will not fuck my ass" just answer with "oh, sorry, sweetheart but I will and you will love it." It's entirely too easy.

I hate to sound egotistical but it is empowering to get whatever it is your heart desires. :)

SD :cool: :cool:
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Totally agree...I have told that to many girls before...they say I am not getting something, and within weeks I have gotten it
 
thick

thick

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yep just like the ones who say they will never let you fuck them while they are ragging. Oh it is natural baby lmao
 
Massive690

Massive690

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i just dont want to fuck it up again. my ex finally let me do it once and i got too excited and didnt warm her ass up properly i think. so basically it hurt and she hated it... so... never got to try again.


so next time i need to make sure the damn girl actually enjoys it when she lets me, not sure how to do that though
 
thick

thick

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lmao ask mitch and i am sure he will walk u through the proper steps haha
Massive690 said:
i just dont want to fuck it up again. my ex finally let me do it once and i got too excited and didnt warm her ass up properly i think. so basically it hurt and she hated it... so... never got to try again.


so next time i need to make sure the damn girl actually enjoys it when she lets me, not sure how to do that though
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shaqdeezl

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FTW said:
Hell of a title Shaq:rolleyes:
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You wanna put it in your mouth?? :D

I cannot get TJII warmed up to anal. The one time I asked her she replied with, "I don't know what my future looks like so...is that something you're missing?"

I quickly changed the subject. I'm avoiding every conversation about 'love' or 'future'. I am afraid, however, it won't be long before I'm forced into that discussion. Like over the weekend. Ouch!
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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shaqdeezl said:
You wanna put it in your mouth?? :D

I cannot get TJII warmed up to anal. The one time I asked her she replied with, "I don't know what my future looks like so...is that something you're missing?"

I quickly changed the subject. I'm avoiding every conversation about 'love' or 'future'. I am afraid, however, it won't be long before I'm forced into that discussion. Like over the weekend. Ouch!
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Do this...while eating her out...gently put ONE finger the TJ2 butt...go easy and I bet after a few times you will have 2 fingers in there and then BOOM, penis time :)
 
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Primetime

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I just signed up to this board, but I've been over at OLM for a while now. I don't understand your alls desires to fuck a bitch in the ass. Theres a warm hole, already lubed up on the front side, and hopefully it smells better than her asshole....and if not you should be smacked in the face for being with her. I just dont get it...you have to lube up an asshole, and pack her turds in with the tip of your dick....Maybe I'm weird but I'll stick to the pussy....and of course maybe face fuck her every once in a while.
 
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ironmackster

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Why??????

Look bro, you get with some betty, dinner, drinks, the usual bs..... You wanna make a project out of that booty. This is why... eventually they say "i want our relationship taken to this next level". If you have not hit that ass you have a bargaining chip. If you did hit that ass... say "yeah, the next level, so... your gonna bring your girlfriend". They either bring the girl over and your dreams cum true... or they call you everything except a man and tell you to get out. As you are leaving, tell her "yeah I'm a shithead, but I hit that pooper". She'll call you crying and beg you to come over, or she'll tell her girlfriend what happened and she'll call you... cause she probably likes it back there. Just remember... don't be the victim.
Sincerely,
The Luv Doctor
 
FTW

FTW

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Primetime said:
I just signed up to this board, but I've been over at OLM for a while now. I don't understand your alls desires to fuck a bitch in the ass. Theres a warm hole, already lubed up on the front side, and hopefully it smells better than her asshole....and if not you should be smacked in the face for being with her. I just dont get it...you have to lube up an asshole, and pack her turds in with the tip of your dick....Maybe I'm weird but I'll stick to the pussy....and of course maybe face fuck her every once in a while.
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So you just stumbled into a thread titled ANAL UPDATE by mistake to make a intro (not there is nothing wrong with that).:D
 
Bullyson

Bullyson

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Primetime said:
I just signed up to this board, but I've been over at OLM for a while now. I don't understand your alls desires to fuck a bitch in the ass. Theres a warm hole, already lubed up on the front side, and hopefully it smells better than her asshole....and if not you should be smacked in the face for being with her. I just dont get it...you have to lube up an asshole, and pack her turds in with the tip of your dick....Maybe I'm weird but I'll stick to the pussy....and of course maybe face fuck her every once in a while.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Thats the funniest shit Ive heard in months!!!! Any hole on a woman is ok with me. Theres just something about slamming a chicks pooper that does something to a man. You can almost watch her back open up like the ground in an earthquake!!!
 
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