Alright you sneaky bastards, need prank advice.

[spanky]

Alright you sneaky bastards, need prank advice.

Long story short, I started this little war with our Quality manager by simply unplugging his mouse. The guy goes apeshit because he thinks his system is locked up and repowers his PC, losing whatever the loser works on.

I come in today to find my whiteboard graffitied and desk turned around. The fucker (and I know he had help, just don't know who yet) turned my desk around and put everything back on top of it facing the way it's supposed to. I try to roll under it and bust my knees.

I put his lunch in the freezer and that's where it stands. He usually cooks popcorn in the afternoon so i'm planning on resetting the time on the microwave since he usually walks across the room to read the paper while it's popping.

Yea, I know, grow up and all that shit but I gotta get the last laugh and I will.

Gotta go. The circus is tonight and if you get there 2 hours early, you get to do the petting zoo free!

 

[Bigkarch]

here you go....go get some pepper spray...even civilian spray will do...spray it on anything he will touch..but make sure he wont get near it for a few minutes so to let the smell dissapate...the pepper will stay on for a long time...once he touches it..its on his hands ..then he will eventually wipe his eyes, mouth, nose etc and it will burn...ive done that to car doors and steering wheels....funny as shit...but you do need time to let the smell go away....thats why car doors and steering wheels are good (if you can get in..) ...use your imagination....works very good....

 

[death_mallard]

I would suggest not doing the pepper spray prank, i had a buddy do that way back in high school and got expelled and all sorts of problems because it's considered "poisening." You might lose your job with that one. Good thought though

 

[Bigkarch]

do it off duty and no one can prove who it is...as said above..its a last move..

 

[Grizzly]

Gotta go. The circus is tonight and if you get there 2 hours early, you get to do the petting zoo free!

Dude, what are friends for? I haven't shaved in 2 months. Your kids can pet me all day long for free. Shiiiiiit.

 

[FTW]

If you can get into the guys car then this would work like a charm. I would say put it in his desk door but the smell would slay you also.

By a bottle of skunk screen, used by hunter to keep animals for picking up on human scent,,, basically skunk piss in a bottle. A couple drops of that in the AC vent and the scent will be so bad the guy will wanna puke.

 

[Corrodo]

If you can get into the guys car then this would work like a charm. I would say put it in his desk door but the smell would slay you also.

By a bottle of skunk screen, used by hunter to keep animals for picking up on human scent,,, basically skunk piss in a bottle. A couple drops of that in the AC vent and the scent will be so bad the guy will wanna puke.

That one is FULL PROOF! I read on another board something like that to where he used a syringe filled with it and put it into the rubber window seals and air vents like you said and smelled for weeks Have yet to try it but if this fukhead parks close to me at work again he will get the skunk treatment!!

 

[ian smith]

Take a dump in his lunch box, or just on his desk. Just a friendly prank.. Or nail his lady, that one is allways good for a laugh.

 

[spanky]

Well, the fucker parked in my parking space and turned the volume wide open on my PC. He's out of his league, obviously. I think today I will attempt to ruin his popcorn lube his ear piece on his phone. I'm thinking he opened the door for an attack on his car since he parked in my space, the space i've had since starting here. My only reservation is that he'll do something back to my truck, in which case it's game over. I don't play like that. Don't fuck with my cars! Let's see if he can keep a straight face at the morning meeting. Who the hell names their SON Rene??????????


And Grizz, the circus wasn't too bad at all. Seeing my boy's eyes light up was cool. There were definitely some kids that needed ass whippings but other than that, it was fun.

 

[Vicious Cycle]

Change two of the letters around on his keyboard. Like change the C and X around. that one really screws with peoples minds.

 

[Vicious Cycle]

Put a piece of scotch tape over the mouth piece of his phone.

 

[death_mallard]

continuing with what VC said, try changing his keyboard layout to Dvorak so that physically all the keys are still intact on the keyboard, but the system changes what they do.

 

[Grizzly]

Well, the fucker parked in my parking space and turned the volume wide open on my PC. He's out of his league, obviously. I think today I will attempt to ruin his popcorn lube his ear piece on his phone. I'm thinking he opened the door for an attack on his car since he parked in my space, the space i've had since starting here. My only reservation is that he'll do something back to my truck, in which case it's game over. I don't play like that. Don't fuck with my cars! Let's see if he can keep a straight face at the morning meeting. Who the hell names their SON Rene??????????


And Grizz, the circus wasn't too bad at all. Seeing my boy's eyes light up was cool. There were definitely some kids that needed ass whippings but other than that, it was fun.

Descartes parents?

 

[spanky]

WTF? I had to Wiki that deceterse or whatever that was. You know this redneck don't know shit about artists.

 

[TenMan]

Tread carefully. The Quality Department, when pissed off, can be an enemy like none other. They can bring the whole operation to a halt and cause one hell of a lot of paperwork to be initiated and completed.

TenMan

 

[spanky]

I guess I won. He yelled uncle. I've been busy today so my time is limited but the one time I went into the manufacturing area, I put a piece of electrical tape over the laser on his mouse and lowered his chair to it's lowest setting.

Now he's saying that he hurt his back when he tried to sit down and that he placed a trouble ticket with our IT guy for his computer being "fucked up."

He's been cocky as of late because he thinks he's untouchable. We've had let go of 6 assemblers in manufacturing and cut the hours of a few. The engineering group is swamped trying to design new product and drum up something that will lead to manufacturing. He just found out that our shipping lady quit and now he's shipping as well as QC. No fucking need for QC if you're producing anything.