Almost had a heart attack

steve miller

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Almost had a heart attack

SO today is my girls b day and its a long story but she really doesnt have any family, except her grandma in texas who loves her dearly. So she has spent the last many holidays and b days alone, which i find sad. So I wanted to do something sort of nice for her. She works tonight so last night I woke up at midnight sang happy b day to her and gave her a nice pair of diamond earrings. She loved them she hugged me and cried and it was all gay and fluffy. :D

SO i come home from work today and there is mail and trash on the floor then i look and see the box that the earrings were in on the floor and everything was all chewed up. Then i look on the coach and there sits my boxer, Abby, with her ears pressed back looking up at me. I look at the box and see the diamonds are gone. I flip, im thinking to myself Abby never chews anything, I mean nothing!! then she decides to do this. I call and text my girl at work and she doenst answer. SO i went to the gym bc there was nothing i could do about. All i could do was think about it while i was doing legs. Then i got a text and she said she was wearing them..lol. Guess i dont have to follow my dog around all night to sift through her shit now thankfully. lol

By the way my avatar is perferct..lol
 
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A.k.

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Dont feel to bad I kicked and killed a cat for shitting in my guitar case. Sucky part was i liked the cat, did not mean to kick it so hard just enough for it to not want to shit in my case again.
 

MorganKane

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That was nice of you but next time just give her a pearl necklace so you dont have to worry about your dog. Plus you will enjoy it too.
 
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