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[Bigkarch]

advice

I am shitting my self as write this....its warm and a bit soft...must be that burrito....now my ass if smudgy and smelly...what should I do...wash or just wipe...

 

[Lizard King]

Get an empty burrito shell and wipe your ass with it and save it for later if you get hungry. Yummy, warm and tasty fresh burrito!!

 

[THL]

Go over to a buddies house and wait until he leaves the room, pull your pants down, then sit on his carpet and drag your ass accross it. This will clean and itch it at the same time. You'll want to leave before your friend comes back to avoid getting your ass kicked for streaking shit accross his floor.

 

[Bigkarch]

I rubbed it on my neighbors dog...damn thing wont stop barking...

 

[thick]

lol I would make ian wipe it for ya BK

Go over to a buddies house and wait until he leaves the room, pull your pants down, then sit on his carpet and drag your ass accross it. This will clean and itch it at the same time. You'll want to leave before your friend comes back to avoid getting your ass kicked for streaking shit accross his floor.