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Sore Balls
Sore Balls
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve
your pain if you'd allow me, "she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his
hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally
allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
massage
for several long moments and asked,"How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
Sore Balls
Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve
your pain if you'd allow me, "she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his
hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
finally
allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his
pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful
massage
for several long moments and asked,"How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
