So...my girlfriend thinks my cat has diabetes

[Kosher Fried]

So...my girlfriend thinks my cat has diabetes

LOL

first time i let a woman stay at my place for longer than the night (almost a week)

as a sign of affection she cleaned and scrubbed my whole apt...then i went to try and give myself some growth goodness...and i couldnt find them (pins)

so..i fucking HAD to ask..

"Um...sweety...where are my insulin syringes?"

"Oh...i put em with the rest of the cat stuff....that's so sad...i didn't know your kitty was diabetic..."

so...i had to tell her...since it's long term with me and her...that it's for my helios LOL

 

[swede74]

That's some funny shit!

 

[Kosher Fried]

yup...then she made me breakfast in bed before work

...how the fuck did i luck out?

 

[M FREAKY]

Hahaha OMG, KF and how did she respond,,,

 

[Kosher Fried]

i told her it was part of an ongoing human experimentation that i was happy to be a part of...that yohimbine and clen where used in conjunction orally for a while..and they were able to make an injectible form at 1/4 the dose

10 minutes later after watching some TV:

"...you..um...dont SHARE them with anyone do you??"

"OMG no! what the fuck! that's why i have 1200 of them!"

"Ok...phew...good...ok"

that was it

...then i fucked her....

 

[s7v7n]

i told her it was part of an ongoing human experimentation that i was happy to be a part of...that yohimbine and clen where used in conjunction orally for a while..and they were able to make an injectible form at 1/4 the dose

10 minutes later after watching some TV:

"...you..um...dont SHARE them with anyone do you??"

"OMG no! what the fuck! that's why i have 1200 of them!"

"Ok...phew...good...ok"

that was it

...then i fucked her....

LUCKY! PICS!!!

 

[Eleven11]

i told her it was part of an ongoing human experimentation that i was happy to be a part of...that yohimbine and clen where used in conjunction orally for a while..and they were able to make an injectible form at 1/4 the dose

10 minutes later after watching some TV:

"...you..um...dont SHARE them with anyone do you??"

"OMG no! what the fuck! that's why i have 1200 of them!"

"Ok...phew...good...ok"

that was it

...then i fucked her....

LMMFAO, classic..............11

 

[Kosher Fried]

warning: NOT the hottest i've fucked...be warned...but i love the gal

 

[Jester]

nice bro.......... hammer time

 

[Kosher Fried]

chick LOVES me....woke up to getting rubbed with kama sutra warming oils...the reverse cowgirl...then got her from behind while i choked her lol...mmm

 

[-MU-]

A week and your in love ??? Pussy.



LMAO....she looks nice though.

 

[s7v7n]

A week and your in love ??? Pussy.



LMAO....she looks nice though.

Bwahahahhahaha...

...she is cute though KF!!!

 

[M FREAKY]

A week and your in love ??? Pussy.



LMAO....she looks nice though.

LOL MU let me take over, Hey KFC have you heard the turm Whipped. Well What does whipped mean?” Generally, it is a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship or any closer relationship in which the guy is dominated by the girl, and turned into the “biotch” of the relationship. The guy will do everything for the girl, and neglect his own personal needs and wants.

 

[Kosher Fried]

i know what whipped means you cum guzzling gutter whores! lol

and i've known her since January...so 9 months (she came over the day GD left in february..bwahaha)

and i fucked some stupid chick on Saturday...went home, then stayed over at her place and fucked her 2 more times


4 times total, 2 women..wonder if this girl tasted the first girl on my cock

i think "whore" should replace "whipped"..thanks though

 

[M FREAKY]

I smell BS, Anyway you have still went back to her place and spend the night that should tell me you still Whipped

 

[s7v7n]

i know what whipped means you cum guzzling gutter whores! lol

and i've known her since January...so 9 months (she came over the day GD left in february..bwahaha)

and i fucked some stupid chick on Saturday...went home, then stayed over at her place and fucked her 2 more times


4 times total, 2 women..wonder if this girl tasted the first girl on my cock

i think "whore" should replace "whipped"..thanks though

Good boy - and by personal knowledge...they do not taste or smell anything from the other girl...have done something similiar...my girl at the time didn't even know anything about it!!!

 

[Kosher Fried]

I smell BS, Anyway you have still went back to her place and spend the night that should tell me you still Whipped

HAHHA!! well i didnt want to stay at the weird fake tittied bitch's place lol...she conked out and i snuck out and went to my lady's

now...do i love the girl? yup...am i monogomous? nuh uh

eventually though we'll end up having "the conversation" about monogomy...just not yet

 

[s7v7n]

HAHHA!! well i didnt want to stay at the weird fake tittied bitch's place lol...she conked out and i snuck out and went to my lady's

now...do i love the girl? yup...am i monogomous? nuh uh

eventually though we'll end up having "the conversation" about monogomy...just not yet

Hahaha, I love the word "eventually" means in time to come

...Hows work brotha on a serious note? Did you end up getting the bonus and all? The new Caddy?

 

[Kosher Fried]

noooo

thats a big negative...still working on it...SUb prime took a dump and i transferred to FNMA...i love it but it fucked with my promotion...3 out of 7 fell out because of it leaving me short of the promotion

all i need is 2 more this month though and i GOT IT...more bucks and all

 

[s7v7n]

noooo

thats a big negative...still working on it...SUb prime took a dump and i transferred to FNMA...i love it but it fucked with my promotion...3 out of 7 fell out because of it leaving me short of the promotion

all i need is 2 more this month though and i GOT IT...more bucks and all

Ouch, sorry to hear about that man - all in all - I know you will push for it and you will get it