Grizzly
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What do you think?
Need some help here buds
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Grizzly
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Yeah, party girls usually are pretty fun to hang out with. Just make sure she doesn't get you into bad habits like the dumb bitch that aided me in getting my ass in the sling this time.LOL, I probably am overlooking that part right now
Hey, I'm going to shoot you a pm in a bit.
So where's my pm?
thick
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well unfortunately i dont think it is good
What do you think?
thick
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your avatar has him all google eyed. He cant concentrate and finish tasks
FTW
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FTW
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Well atleast he didnt get another DUI and we have to listen to him bitch about pedaling his big ass on a bicycle all over town.
thick
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thick
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oh shit. u have to make them women drive u around. get some subservient bitches grizz. U shouldnt have to do anything but lay on your back!
Don't be so sure there, slick.
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
I like the way you think. Someone should have told the dumb, Irish bitch this. Oh wait...I did, but she was a total princess and had terrible role models for parents. Her Dad made a fuckload of money and her mother didn't work/got taken care of even so far to the point that she was home all day, but they still had a maid.
Terrible role models, I tell you.
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
You know what the real kick in the balls is, thick? When my roommate gets home today, I'm going to be selling him my bike. I don't want to!!!! I love that damned thing!
But, I won't be legally able to drive it until it stopped working from never being ridden and if I don't sell it to him, then I can almost guarantee another arrest. I am constitutionally unable to exist in society. Follow some fuckstick's laws? yeah, right! Lick my balls, government!
And that sort of thinking leads to very bad places. Best sell it before I do something stupid, eh?
I don't want to!!!! I love that damned thing!But, I won't be legally able to drive it until it stopped working from never being ridden and if I don't sell it to him, then I can almost guarantee another arrest. I am constitutionally unable to exist in society. Follow some fuckstick's laws? yeah, right! Lick my balls, government!
And that sort of thinking leads to very bad places. Best sell it before I do something stupid, eh?
thick
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lmao now that is horrible. If my wife wasnt going to work, then i sure as hell wouldnt hire a maid. Well unless i didnt have to work either. Perhaps he chose to work so he had an excuse not to be with the wife all day
I like the way you think. Someone should have told the dumb, Irish bitch this. Oh wait...I did, but she was a total princess and had terrible role models for parents. Her Dad made a fuckload of money and her mother didn't work/got taken care of even so far to the point that she was home all day, but they still had a maid.
thick
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man that is depressing as hell. fucking sucks. Or you can press your luck like my brother. He got his second OWI. Skipped his court hearings and continued driving for 2 years with no license. Including drunk driving. Finally got arrested b/c he was with a girl and her ex bf knew he had a warrant. So luckily he didnt get caught driving although he had driven there lol.
He drove at all times of the night as well. Lots of 2 am driving in cedar rapids/iowa city. Lucky fucker. He didnt even get jail time though. Got a weekend in some hotel treatment class lol and 48 hours or some shit.
As for the driving, he drives a mini van so that had to save him. If he drove one of my cars, he would most likely be in prison. Can u at least get a work permit for the bike? there has to be a way lol
He drove at all times of the night as well. Lots of 2 am driving in cedar rapids/iowa city. Lucky fucker. He didnt even get jail time though. Got a weekend in some hotel treatment class lol and 48 hours or some shit.
As for the driving, he drives a mini van so that had to save him. If he drove one of my cars, he would most likely be in prison. Can u at least get a work permit for the bike? there has to be a way lol
You know what the real kick in the balls is, thick? When my roommate gets home today, I'm going to be selling him my bike.
But, I won't be legally able to drive it until it stopped working from never being ridden and if I don't sell it to him, then I can almost guarantee another arrest. I am constitutionally unable to exist in society. Follow some fuckstick's laws? yeah, right! Lick my balls, government!
And that sort of thinking leads to very bad places. Best sell it before I do something stupid, eh?
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
Perhaps he chose to work so he had an excuse not to be with the wife all day
It's strange, they actually really liked each other. Strange ass family. When I first met her parents(which was, like, a week after meeting her. Shoulda been the first clue, eh?), her dad asked if I was close with my family.
I'm like, sure, I guess so. I mean, I do talk to them once a month or so. LOL It's not like we don't like eachother or anything, so we're close by my reckoning.
OH NO. Those crazy Catholic bastards were CLOSE! She was at her parents house 3 or 4 times a week. Aunts, uncles, cousins were all coming in all the time. Family party every 5 days. Etcetera.
Fucking weirdos, man!
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
According to IL law, the second offense requires the installation of a BAIID(the breathalyzer to start the car) on the vehicle in order to get the work permit. I don't think they have BAIID's for bikes. LOL
There are a few avenues I'm investigating. Some are grey area and some are plain illegal. IMO, my best hope lies in Wisconsin and Michigan. They're not part of the Driver's License Compact, which is the thing by which all participating states agree that you have only 1 license.
So, I can do a couple of things. One, lie to get a license. Or, two, I think I can pretend to move to WI or MI and then petition the court to give me a legit license after having provided proof of treatment and shit. Least, that's how I read WI law.
I don't know the legality of that license in IL, then, but I can always just move to AZ with my sister and be totally in the clear.
The major kick in the dick is the employment it ruined. The day I get arrested is the day my letter from the police department came. Unfortunately, a DL is necessary for police employment.
Oh well, no 57k in 3 years for me.
thick
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wow that is nuts. I get pretty sick of most family members if i am around them very often. Except my cousins on my mom's side but than my body cant handle the partying with them lol.
that would get so fucking old to be married to someone whose family was around all the time. Damn that would suck unless they were there to babysit the newborns so we could go out
that would get so fucking old to be married to someone whose family was around all the time. Damn that would suck unless they were there to babysit the newborns so we could go out
FTW
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Don't be so sure there, slick.
Oh hell no not the GOD DAMN BICYCLE posts again. LoL
If i remember right your big ass changed bicycle tires more than underware.
As for your bike if you dont ride it just set the frame up on blocks and buy a lil 12 volt battery charger and use a 2 amp trickle charge from time to time and it should still be good as gold.
If you do keep it and dont ride it make sure you drain the old fuel from the tank and add new before you restart it.