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purevi1

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.



On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs.



The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.



The 1st floor has wives that love sex.



The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.



The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
 

.!.

Member
where was the floor with the crazy psycho wives? i ask because that is obviously the floor i got off on
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
where was the floor with the crazy psycho wives? i ask because that is obviously the floor i got off on
They aren't crazy until they get married, pop out a few kids, and then realize they can make tons of money by taking you to court, telling the judge your an awful father, getting substidy for "taking" care of the kids and "not working full time", just to spend it on her new boyfriend, who she has already planned to fuck over as well...

...fuckin' women.
 

Baldspot

Trusted Member
Ahahah....awesome, and all true.

where was the floor with the crazy psycho wives? i ask because that is obviously the floor i got off on
LoL, not me. I think I got one that was coming back out empty handed and never satisfied.:)
 

.!.

Member
i dont know what happened.

like you guys said, once you get married, its different.

dont get me wrong i do love her but boy does she turn on you in a heart beat.

she said to me the other day "sorry, im just getting my period, thats why im pissy"

i said back under my breath as i walked out of the room "must have your period everyday then"

i got a shoe to the back of my head
 

Demigod

Moderator
Is there a floor where the girls have their tits on their backs....'cause that would make doggy style a hell of alot more fun.
 

.!.

Member
Is there a floor where the girls have their tits on their backs....'cause that would make doggy style a hell of alot more fun.
you dont like reachin around and grabbin those suckers while you drillin it from behind?

i love that shit!
 

Demigod

Moderator
you dont like reachin around and grabbin those suckers while you drillin it from behind?

i love that shit!
Now that I think about it....with the cow I married I can just pull them around and let'em lay on her back anyway.
 
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