I solved the problem

Vicious Cycle

Vicious Cycle

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I solved the problem

OK, I'm sure we've all (especially us married guys) had the, "are we or are we not going to have sex tonight" dilemma. Well, I solved it.

I told my wife that from now on, this is how we will settle the matter. If she wants to have sex she just needs to reach over and yank my dick one time.

If she doesn't want to have sex, she just needs to reach over and yank my dick three hundred times.

Problem solved :D
 
juiced2damax

juiced2damax

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Vicious Cycle said:
OK, I'm sure we've all (especially us married guys) had the, "are we or are we not going to have sex tonight" dilemma. Well, I solved it.

I told my wife that from now on, this is how we will settle the matter. If she wants to have sex she just needs to reach over and yank my dick one time.

If she doesn't want to have sex, she just needs to reach over and yank my dick three hundred times.

Problem solved :D
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LMAO...That was a good one!:D
 
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fighteveryone

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haha that should be on a fortune cookie...

Confucious say...

1 tug mean "yes"
300 tug mean "no"
 
Grizzly

Grizzly

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I have sex almost every night. I almost had sex last night. I almost had sex the night before. I almost....
 
spanky

spanky

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s7v7n said:
Ouch brotha...come on now, you gotta have whoopie more than once, or your dick will shriver up and fall off !!!
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I'm living proof that's false. I have to have the most disfunctional sex life for a married guy that's in good shape and a wife that's hot.
 
spanky

spanky

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Nah, not much to tell, literally. Everything about my wife is perfect except that one thing. She just doesn't give it up on a regular basis. I mean, it was ok before the kid but after, forget about it. There's no amount of housework, flowers, expensive dinners, etc, etc that can change it. It's a helluva situation, do you kick a woman to the curb for that when everything else is good? Do you cheat? Most would instantly say yes but it's harder than that. And I decided a long time ago I would work with it.

Having said that, there was a rerun of a Dateline NBC (or one of those type shows) that had to do with female testosterone treatment. The last time I saw it, I was alone. You can see why it peaked my interest. It was during a time that we were having problems. I talked her into going to her OBGYN to get checked out. I told her that I watched a show about low libido and that there was a physical reason. Just bringing this subject up is enough to cause WWIII. All a wife hears is "great, he's telling me of another way i'm fucked up!" Anyway, her butch, lesbo OBGYN told her "of course you don't want sex, you've got a kid and a job and housework and you're tired. There's nothing wrong with you." She didn't even entertain the notion that there is something that she could do to help my wife.

Fast forward to last week when we watched the show together. My wife showed interest in the test therapy. I'm hoping we follow through with it. I'm lining up my next cycle and the timing would be perfect.

Another thing that's pretty amusing is about once a year someone posts up a thread about spiking the wife's Bath and Body Works lotion with transdermal test!
 
d-red

d-red

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spanky.......i`m right here with you. my girl `was` on the depot shot. once every 3 months. one of the sides was low or no sex drive. she is now taking the pill. i thinks its getting better.
i get my once a week. and sometimes a little more. shes a good girl. puts up with ME AND MY SHIT!!!!! once in a while she`ll suprise me and put a x-rated video on, and you know its on after that!
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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Man, I'm sorry fella's...that once is the most. WOW! I'm with a girl, that given...isn't the most perfect (but has nice huge tata's) and sex for us is like 3-4 times a week...hmmmm...

...Now spanky, I have a question - do you have pics of your gorgeous wife? LOL!
 
spanky

spanky

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s7v7n said:
Man, I'm sorry fella's...that once is the most. WOW! I'm with a girl, that given...isn't the most perfect (but has nice huge tata's) and sex for us is like 3-4 times a week...hmmmm...

...Now spanky, I have a question - do you have pics of your gorgeous wife? LOL!
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I had a few decent lingerie pics that she trashed after a fight years ago. Not that i'd post them. LOL I ain't saying she's Miss Universe but she still gets hit on (I'm sure most women do) when we go out and my friends will usually compliment me after they meet her. It would be easy for me to be a dick about our sex life if she was some fat, couch ridden, wildabeast. That's just not the case.

When this first arose, I just knew she had to be cheating. I figured if she wasn't fucking me, she had to be fucking somebody. I've told her on many occasions that it's going to be funny when she reaches her "prime" and i'd rather spend time at the track or wood working....
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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spanky said:
I had a few decent lingerie pics that she trashed after a fight years ago. Not that i'd post them. LOL I ain't saying she's Miss Universe but she still gets hit on (I'm sure most women do) when we go out and my friends will usually compliment me after they meet her. It would be easy for me to be a dick about our sex life if she was some fat, couch ridden, wildabeast. That's just not the case.

When this first arose, I just knew she had to be cheating. I figured if she wasn't fucking me, she had to be fucking somebody. I've told her on many occasions that it's going to be funny when she reaches her "prime" and i'd rather spend time at the track or wood working....
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Hahaha....wood working in her prime, haha! NICE!

Oh and the cheating is what I would think as well...but hmmmm, damn that OBGYN!
 
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Baldspot

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spanky said:
Nah, not much to tell, literally. Everything about my wife is perfect except that one thing. She just doesn't give it up on a regular basis. I mean, it was ok before the kid but after, forget about it. There's no amount of housework, flowers, expensive dinners, etc, etc that can change it. It's a helluva situation, do you kick a woman to the curb for that when everything else is good? Do you cheat? Most would instantly say yes but it's harder than that. And I decided a long time ago I would work with it.

Having said that, there was a rerun of a Dateline NBC (or one of those type shows) that had to do with female testosterone treatment. The last time I saw it, I was alone. You can see why it peaked my interest. It was during a time that we were having problems. I talked her into going to her OBGYN to get checked out. I told her that I watched a show about low libido and that there was a physical reason. Just bringing this subject up is enough to cause WWIII. All a wife hears is "great, he's telling me of another way i'm fucked up!" Anyway, her butch, lesbo OBGYN told her "of course you don't want sex, you've got a kid and a job and housework and you're tired. There's nothing wrong with you." She didn't even entertain the notion that there is something that she could do to help my wife.

Fast forward to last week when we watched the show together. My wife showed interest in the test therapy. I'm hoping we follow through with it. I'm lining up my next cycle and the timing would be perfect.

Another thing that's pretty amusing is about once a year someone posts up a thread about spiking the wife's Bath and Body Works lotion with transdermal test!
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Ya know, I had the same problem for a while Spanky. I was a bit more obvious about it though.

I finally just quit arguing about it and one night I just brought home some Hustlers and started jerking off in bed as she was starting to sleep. She was rightly annoyed and asked wtf? I just told her its simple really.

The sex is going to happen, not a matter of if, just when.
Its comes down to 1 of 3 choices. The sex can be:

1) with you, but since thats not an option your interested in...
2) with myself, which also seems to be pissing you off for some reason, which leaves..
3) with someone else somewhere else. Now which is it going to be?

This lead to about a month of pissed off handjobs;) , and her gaining a half inch on her forearms, but the sex issue got better after that.
 
d-red

d-red

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Steve-O said:
Ya know, I had the same problem for a while Spanky. I was a bit more obvious about it though.

I finally just quit arguing about it and one night I just brought home some Hustlers and started jerking off in bed as she was starting to sleep. She was rightly annoyed and asked wtf? I just told her its simple really.

The sex is going to happen, not a matter of if, just when.
Its comes down to 1 of 3 choices. The sex can be:

1) with you, but since thats not an option your interested in...
2) with myself, which also seems to be pissing you off for some reason, which leaves..
3) with someone else somewhere else. Now which is it going to be?

This lead to about a month of pissed off handjobs;) , and her gaining a half inch on her forearms, but the sex issue got better after that.
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steveo .....YOU`RE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!
 
s7v7n

s7v7n

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Steve-O said:
Ya know, I had the same problem for a while Spanky. I was a bit more obvious about it though.

I finally just quit arguing about it and one night I just brought home some Hustlers and started jerking off in bed as she was starting to sleep. She was rightly annoyed and asked wtf? I just told her its simple really.

The sex is going to happen, not a matter of if, just when.
Its comes down to 1 of 3 choices. The sex can be:

1) with you, but since thats not an option your interested in...
2) with myself, which also seems to be pissing you off for some reason, which leaves..
3) with someone else somewhere else. Now which is it going to be?

This lead to about a month of pissed off handjobs;) , and her gaining a half inch on her forearms, but the sex issue got better after that.
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I have been at that point with other g/f's too. They promise some fun, then all of a suddent leave you hard as they go to sleep - fuck that shit - - throwin' in some porn. And she, at the time, didn't mind porn when we fucked during it, but when it was just me jerkin' to it, she felt left out and jealous I think....Hmmmm, men have tricks now!!!
 
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