I hate planning a trip with my girl!

swede74

Trusted Member
I hate planning a trip with my girl!

I'll be damned if she can make a decision as to where she wants to go, where she wants to stay once we get there, etc. I plan a cool trip to Puerto Rico...find a deal for flight and 7 nights at a nice hotel...not happy.

A question for you guys...how much do you think is a realistic amount for tickets and 7 nights stay at a hotel in Puerto Rico? I'm about to go myself.
 

shaqdeezl

Trusted Member
Spare no expense. If you're going to do it, do it right.

I'll be damned if she can make a decision as to where she wants to go, where she wants to stay once we get there, etc. I plan a cool trip to Puerto Rico...find a deal for flight and 7 nights at a nice hotel...not happy.

A question for you guys...how much do you think is a realistic amount for tickets and 7 nights stay at a hotel in Puerto Rico? I'm about to go myself.
 

FTW

Trusted Member
Sounds like you could have impressed her more by taking her to a country music concert.

Swede do you have a honest to God cornbread fead country girl on your hands or is she a redneck wana be? (Riggers is what I call em.:p )
 

thick

Moderator
riggers haha
Sounds like you could have impressed her more by taking her to a country music concert.

Swede do you have a honest to God cornbread fead country girl on your hands or is she a redneck wana be? (Riggers is what I call em.:p )
 

spanky

Trusted Member
I'll be damned if she can make a decision as to where she wants to go, where she wants to stay once we get there, etc. I plan a cool trip to Puerto Rico...find a deal for flight and 7 nights at a nice hotel...not happy.

A question for you guys...how much do you think is a realistic amount for tickets and 7 nights stay at a hotel in Puerto Rico? I'm about to go myself.
Good luck Bro, for the two of us, I try to stay around $1500 to $2k for the trip itself. That's a pretty subjective number though.

The greatest level of pissedoffedness I ever attained was not getting fucked after surprising the wife with a trip to Cabo. You'd think that would be automatic. I think 11 got the last of the totally cool wives. :D
 

.!.

Member
its hard to say swedester

there are so many companies out there competing for business, many of them have killer deals. you just gotta look and once something catches your eye, jump on it
 

THL

Trusted Member
Good luck Bro, for the two of us, I try to stay around $1500 to $2k for the trip itself. That's a pretty subjective number though.

The greatest level of pissedoffedness I ever attained was not getting fucked after surprising the wife with a trip to Cabo. You'd think that would be automatic. I think 11 got the last of the totally cool wives. :D
I agree.

I took the wife to Vegas a couple years ago and didn't get laid either. 5 days in Vegas without pussy has to be some kind of record. :(
 

FTW

Trusted Member
I agree.

I took the wife to Vegas a couple years ago and didn't get laid either. 5 days in Vegas without pussy has to be some kind of record. :(



All depends if The Olympian has ever been to Sin City for over 5 days.


I take it you were TUL on that vacation. The Unhappy Licker:p
 

THL

Trusted Member
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All depends if The Olympian has ever been to Sin City for over 5 days.


I take it you were TUL on that vacation. The Unhappy Licker:p

The worst part is, I went casino hopping a couple of times after the old lady went to bed. I only took $50 with me so I wouldn't gamble away all our money. Surprisingly, $50 isn't nearly enough to score any of those hot hookers. :D
 

thick

Moderator
lol! leave her home next time and spend the savings on hookers and booze
The worst part is, I went casino hopping a couple of times after the old lady went to bed. I only took $50 with me so I wouldn't gamble away all our money. Surprisingly, $50 isn't nearly enough to score any of those hot hookers. :D
 

spanky

Trusted Member
You guys make marriage sound dreamy! :p
LOL Oh I know, but you'll still jump in with both feet just as I did. I'm so simplistic, she just has to make it available and i'd be satisfied. I'm over the fact that she doesn't ever get all excited about sex. :rolleyes:

But then again, i'll be one of those cheeseballs that halls ass on his family with some 22 year old trailer park queen just because she wants to fuck. I seriously don't know what's worse, divorce or lack of intimacy. :confused:

Regardless Grizz, you'll see next year.... :D
 

FTW

Trusted Member
LOL Oh I know, but you'll still jump in with both feet just as I did. I'm so simplistic, she just has to make it available and i'd be satisfied. I'm over the fact that she doesn't ever get all excited about sex. :rolleyes:

But then again, i'll be one of those cheeseballs that halls ass on his family with some 22 year old trailer park queen just because she wants to fuck. I seriously don't know what's worse, divorce or lack of intimacy. :confused:

Regardless Grizz, you'll see next year.... :D
Thats some words of wisdom there!

Whats up next year???
Say it aint so!
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
he gets so pussy whipped that he might just set a record for marriages once he is done with his first one
You be on drugs, ninja! But I'm still not fucking around. If I'm marrying one of them, it's this one.
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Either marrying her or killing her. One of the two. Depends on the day, sometimes even the minute of that day, as to which one I'm leaning towards. :p

See? It's like being married already. ;)
 

rowdy

Trusted Member
Either marrying her or killing her. One of the two. Depends on the day, sometimes even the minute of that day, as to which one I'm leaning towards. :p

See? It's like being married already. ;)
your already there and just don't know it:confused:
 

spanky

Trusted Member
I can't help but get a chuckle from the last few posts. I tend to think there are far more psychotic wives out there than cool, layed back ones. That's why I think divorced women may be a better choice. Sure, there would be some baggage, but hopefully she's had a kick in the ass that makes her understand the importance of taking care of her man.

Next time I get married, it will be to a 21 year old, divorced Brazilian. :D
 
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