s7v7n
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Ouch that sucks...I love that - don't get it too often - but it's nice when given
Hmmmm, Tink' About This?!
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mightymouse
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Head is good if the girl knows what she is doing, then I love it...
chip bronson
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i don't post often, that's true, but how the fuck can anyone NOT LIKE BJ's?!!! wtf?!!! if you don't like 'em, at least show some shame and lie - cause there's something seriously wrong with you; no joke... gents, there is nothing better than a bj - nothing. and if some chick doesn't know how to properly work the knob, just let her suck on yer head while you jerkoff in her mouth. gets the job done right nice i might add. then just make a mental note and never call that nasty, cock-skills-lacking slut ever again. nuff said.
if you don't like 'em, at least show some shame and lie - cause there's something seriously wrong with you; no joke... gents, there is nothing better than a bj - nothing. and if some chick doesn't know how to properly work the knob, just let her suck on yer head while you jerkoff in her mouth. gets the job done right nice i might add. then just make a mental note and never call that nasty, cock-skills-lacking slut ever again. nuff said.
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shaqdeezl
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OMFG I've missed you!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!i don't post often, that's true, but how the fuck can anyone NOT LIKE BJ's?!!! wtf?!!!
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shaqdeezl
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I tried this one on the wife last night. She says, "I don't get it.............OMG you're soooo nasty!!!!!!!"i find it boring to be honest. its alright when she's on the rag and you need to bust a nut. but hey if the roller coaster is down for maintenance... the log ride is always open.
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fighteveryone
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"mind the stepchilidren!"
s7v7n
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Wow...this is a total 'nother topic I have to do...You guys' don't the ass juice? Hmmm...sorry fella's...that's the best ride out of all of em'
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Bahahahahahahahah! Oh my...I gotta watch that movie again...LOVE'N IT!
s7v7n
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Never said I didn't like it...just that it will take almost a half hour to cum from that...but when she starts at the balls (last night) and slowly works her tongue up to my head...oh man - was ready to give her some milk in about 2 minsi don't post often, that's true, but how the fuck can anyone NOT LIKE BJ's?!!! wtf?!!!
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Crazy how women are, eh? I have only had my girl drunk ONCE, best fuck ever!
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shaqdeezl
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WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
s7v7n
Trusted Member
Ummm, didn't catch that....concur with SHAQ - WHAT!!!
Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
You know, I've had my dick in a lot of mouths and only 5(I think, might only be 4) managed to get the job done.
This could be because I start thinking too much and then I feel bad for her getting all tired and shit, plus so many women do it begrudgingly that when one actually likes it, I still feel bad because I'm used to the shitty lays.
Other than that, it's an absolute requirement! I don't care if the job doesn't get done. The job won't even get begun if you don't suck me hard. Sorry, I've done played with enough boobies and shit in my life. I need a little more stimulation than, "so, you wanna do it?" In fact, most of the time, I DON'T want to do it. I'd rather drink beer and play with my dogs, so she'd best give me some damned incentive.
Moral of the story: If you don't suck dick, suck it well and LIKE IT, then we're not having sex. In fact, I'm often tempted to ask if the bitch likes to suck dick prior to ordering anything on a first date, so that way I know whether I'm wasting my time or not.
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Grizzly
Man Whore Expert
You shouldn't have to "ask" for it. She should see you and your glorious, dangling manhood come out of the shower and she should immediately hit her knees in an effort to worship your mighty studpowercock.
Or so I tell them.
edit- I'm not really joking, either. Not that worshipping has to be involved. Simply that the bitch should suck dick without being told to.
chip bronson
Trusted Member
there it is. we have a solution. that's what i wanna hear.
Never said I didn't like it...just that it will take almost a half hour to cum from that...but when she starts at the balls (last night) and slowly works her tongue up to my head...oh man - was ready to give her some milk in about 2 mins
chip bronson
Trusted Member
that's what i'm sayin' son...
Moral of the story: If you don't suck dick, suck it well and LIKE IT, then we're not having sex. In fact, I'm often tempted to ask if the bitch likes to suck dick prior to ordering anything on a first date, so that way I know whether I'm wasting my time or not.