God I hate my boss...

Phreezer

Phreezer

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God I hate my boss...

My boss is a total asshole.. Everytime he's a jerk I just want to say..Gee, can't imagine why you've been divorced 4 times...

Anyone else hate their boss?

If so join me in saying a big FUCK YOU to all the shitty self absorbed power trippy bastards out there.
 
Eleven11

Eleven11

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what did John do now ;) JK


thank God Im self employed because I have worked for some idiots and it funny how they only promote other idiots and the cycle continues.
I dodn't mind following good leadership but its rare to find...............11
 
Bigkarch

Bigkarch

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my boss is a big schluzer of an attorney.....but he owns the law firm I work at....If I could I would kick him in the balls and piss on him......he's a real schizter.....but he gave me the job at his firm.........
 
Toyoda

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I am with ya phreez I am unemployed right now just doing odd jobs, but tell ya what I am glad I dont have to answer to the last couple douche bags I had as bosses. Sheer TOOL Bags, I am on a anti-corporate ride as of now just got sick of being a corporate slug.

this is along the lines I sent my last boss before I never showed up again:

FUCK YOU I YOUR 200 EMAILS YOU SEND ME EVERY DAY, GO WASH YOUR ESCALADE FOR THE 3rd TIME TODAY YOU DICK!!!!
 
juiced2damax

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Funny I see this thread today...I am on the wire today and about ready to quit!!!! Got a nasty email from my boss and took a few minutes to respond otherwise it may not have been profession based on my sick demented thoughts!
 
Grizzly

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Why don't you say it, Phreeze? You're employeed in a field where you have to murder someone to get fired, so why not? ;)
 
Phreezer

Phreezer

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My boss is this 61 yr old douche bag who is so egotistical and so self absorbed it's unbelievable. This fuck head has been spending his money on plastic surgery and getting his teeth capped :rolleyes: He's 61.. His face looks like he's walking head long into a strong wind that only he can feel.

We had a two day argument over something that he was clearly wrong about. However he wouldn't believe me and I kept having to show him that I was right and that I hadn't screwed it up. It got pretty bad. Eventually I proved that I hadn't done anything wrong and for the first time in atleast three years he apologized and followed up that apology with a 10 minute bitch session about my attitude and then just pulled this weird "You view this as a Job instead of a career" line of crap. Because I don't make working for this agency my top goal in every aspect of my life.. WTF?

I suppose I could be more of a company man and be like him but then I'd be divorced 4 times and would have lived and worked in 7 different cities by the time I would be his age...

What sucks for me is that I'm stuck in middle mngt. I'm fairly certain I will be here forever because I can't sell out enough to sling and believe in the bull shit the executives put out as the best way to go... (sigh)
 
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shaqdeezl

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Be careful or you will end up in anger management like yours truly.

"If you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to pull your pants off and throw you in the fucking duck pond!"

Fucking classic. He doesn't fuck with me anymore, though.

AM counseling is some pretty cool shit, too. I've learned a lot about myself.
 
Phreezer

Phreezer

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Grizzly said:
Why don't you say it, Phreeze? You're employeed in a field where you have to murder someone to get fired, so why not? ;)
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Lol..


I'm going to have to get a lot more incompetent and drop atleast a dozen IQ points if I want to go up the ladder... I'd have my own office by now if I could just stfu and shake my head yes like a fucking bobble doll.
 
d-red

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phreezer.....I HATE MY BOSS!!!!

hes 62.....was in the marines for 30 years. short, over weight. stills thinks hes in vietnam! me and him get into it once a week. if theres ANY problem at all....he acts like he can`t handle it and gets ALL upset!!!!!!!!
 
Phreezer

Phreezer

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d-red said:
phreezer.....I HATE MY BOSS!!!!

hes 62.....was in the marines for 30 years. short, over weight. stills thinks hes in vietnam! me and him get into it once a week. if theres ANY problem at all....he acts like he can`t handle it and gets ALL upset!!!!!!!!
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Lol.. I should have mentioned that my asshole boss was a marine who did a tour in vietnam. This fuckhead wasn't even drafted. He enlisted .. probably because the idea of destroying villages made him happy.
 
Corrodo

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My boss is a 64 year old 4'11" troll of a lady. We have absolutely NOTHING in common and it is showing more each day. She is moving in a month and I would be THE OBVIOUS choice for replacement except I know she doesn't feel that way cause I am not a kiss ass phony yes man. She is one of those inferior types who brags to our Regional Manager about everything she does and it pisses me off as I am the opposite. She spends more time complaining about her bad joints and fibromyalgia while she eats a snickers bar :rolleyes: We will see what happens in a few months...But for now she makes me sick
 
THL

THL

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Our entire company is in the shitter because of incompetence. 6 or 7 years ago we bought out another huge printer to become the biggest printer in the world. Well, the company we bought was on the verge of going bankrupt, so what do these Canadian assholes do? The put the people who ran the other company into the ground in charge of the whole place! The software that we use is fucking dos based and is from the late 1980's! I'm not exaggerating when I say it adds almost 10x the man power to use it as the old system we had. As soon as they brought it in, anyone with a brain predicted the company would collapse within a few years. It took a little longer, but it's about to happen.

Do a google search for Quebecor World. The stock is under $1 now and I have around 500 shares that I paid $10-12 for at a discount. :eek:
 
TenMan

TenMan

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In 1991, I left a very promising career with an international company because of my asshole boss. When I started there, I had a very good boss, but he ended up getting promoted out of the department. They replaced him with an asshole. When i would see him coming down the hallway, I would duck into the mens room or some other side route just to avoid him.

Bosses can either make or break any good job.

TenMan
 
juaneye

juaneye

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my boss was a seal in vietnam, as long as you take care of baseness there's no problem. i'm on the road all the time, and he has so many dicks to take care of i never see him except a few days when i get to the office to grab my material. i call him sometimes for advice, he's a smart fucker. he has type A personality so he never sleeps and he knows everything about our job....i've learned a lot from that man.
 
ian smith

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Hey, its not allways easy being the boss either,, Im 62 years old served in Vietnam, enlisted not drafted.. Now I have to deal with this huge ass dude who intimidates the shit out of me but Im the boss so I just act like a dick to him.. Im sure he is jealous of my pearly white caps and Apollo wig hair-do.. I see the jealousy in his eyes.. When he is right about something and Im wrong, I dont have to admit it,, because Im the boss. He doesnt know that I have a shrivelld weiner nor does he know that I dont know how to spell shriveled... Doesnt matter, Im the boss!! So I can be a miserable prick to everyone even my four ex wives: One left me for another man with a personality, one left me for a Midget Golf cart mechanicand the other two ran away with State fair carnies. But thats OK, because Im the boss,, A misserable old prick.
 
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