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lmao keep the updates coming
For the married fellows...
- Thread starter toothpick
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Preacher
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i'm way to jealous to do it with the wife but would love some group sex with the girlfriend.
What happends after the wife has her tiny hairs nibbled on by a women and she likes it..... feels there's no need for a man anymore.... well that would really fuck up the marraige.
What happends after the wife has her tiny hairs nibbled on by a women and she likes it..... feels there's no need for a man anymore.... well that would really fuck up the marraige.
Wouldnt happen(not wanting my dick any more). I did stop by the sex shop and bought these two black halter tops that say "Lesbian for the night". Her girlfriend said after we were drunk they would wear them out. My wife does not know Ive got the shirts, but she will wear it. Ill try to get some pics and post em up after that weekend.
s7v7n
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Those pics better be on here ASAP brotha!!!
s7v7n
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Eh too long, get em' drunk now (shit it's Monday) and post that up!!!
spanky
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You fuckers! I'd be happy with one....and yall are over here talking multiples! LOL I thought I had a chance a few years ago when we used to party with my wife's boss. She stayed coked up and always wanted to show me that she switched to wearing thongs. Then she got to where she would come over and take a piss in front of me. That would get me pretty wired. Sick bastard, I know.
s7v7n
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That was a hint, should have fucked her when she showed you her thong, then you didn't do that...so she had to piss in front of you, hahah! Go get her man!!!
s7v7n
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Neither am I, however, when a chick pisses infront of you, that means she is ready to be taken and given a nice dick fuck ;-) LOL!
Preacher
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WOW I never new that! I will let my wife know next time she sits on the can while i'm in the bathroom. wonder how well this is going to go over......
spanky
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LMAO This is getting good. My wife's boss would come over and bring some "party favors," she stayed fucked up and retired at 37. We only partied with her a handfull of times, most of the time her husband was there. She's the only person i've known that could party like that only taking a few days off a month and hold a staff level position at a company like that. She was over one night after work and started talking about shaving her puss, my wife keyed her in on the landing strip. Apparently she saw my wife in the gym locker room at their work. I ended up giving her my old hair clippers. That's the thing, I would visualize the two of them in bed but then I figured if it did happen, her 6 foot 5 shaved ape of a husband would want to put the wood to my wife and that ain't happening. No fucking way!
s7v7n
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Yeppers, don't let that shit happen, ain't no one touchin' our girl...but we can touch other guys' girls' when they are weaker then us, hahah!
Preacher
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LMAO at S7v7n
She lives in another state and is flying in Friday or I would be trying more often. She is single so no other dudes going out with us or coming home with us. The girlfriend knows whats up she is trying to help out.
Im not really into pissing either, but a chick shows me her thong or is comfortable enough to piss in front of me...its on!! When she is done pissing of course.
I went out with this girl in college and when she came she shot her load. The first time she came the shit hit my foot and I thought she pissed on me. I didnt say anything to her. Next time she was riding me and was bent forward kissing my neck when she came and it squirted out and hit my calf. I told my buddy at the rest. we worked at and he called her squirt from then on. She was clueless.
Im not really into pissing either, but a chick shows me her thong or is comfortable enough to piss in front of me...its on!! When she is done pissing of course.
I went out with this girl in college and when she came she shot her load. The first time she came the shit hit my foot and I thought she pissed on me. I didnt say anything to her. Next time she was riding me and was bent forward kissing my neck when she came and it squirted out and hit my calf. I told my buddy at the rest. we worked at and he called her squirt from then on. She was clueless.
UPDATE!!!
I am saddened on two fronts here on Thursday night, the eve of my sexcapades.
1. My 4 month old daughter has been fighting a terrible cold all week and it has progresses very fast. While at the pediatrician this morning they had to call an ambulance for our daughter. She was full of mucus and could not get a good breath. Like she was choking. Make a long story short at the hospital they said she has RSV. Its some type of respiratory virus thas real serious. She was admitted into the hospital and could be there until Sun then on breathing treatments at home for up to 8 weeks. This kills me for the baby and for my wife for the suffering they both are enduring tonight while Im home with our 2 year old.
2. No sexcapades!!! This part is a joke with all serious matters above.
I hope I didnt let to many bros down!!
I am saddened on two fronts here on Thursday night, the eve of my sexcapades.
1. My 4 month old daughter has been fighting a terrible cold all week and it has progresses very fast. While at the pediatrician this morning they had to call an ambulance for our daughter. She was full of mucus and could not get a good breath. Like she was choking. Make a long story short at the hospital they said she has RSV. Its some type of respiratory virus thas real serious. She was admitted into the hospital and could be there until Sun then on breathing treatments at home for up to 8 weeks. This kills me for the baby and for my wife for the suffering they both are enduring tonight while Im home with our 2 year old.
2. No sexcapades!!! This part is a joke with all serious matters above.
I hope I didnt let to many bros down!!
spanky
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Take care of your girl, the rest is fun and games. My little feller had to be on a nebulizer for 3 or 4 weeks and I swear I didn't sleep during that time. Not much anyway. I had to have my hand on his chest to make sure he was breathing while he was sleeping. I'm sure she will be fine but you're still going to worry your ass off. You have a prayer from me!
spanky
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Nah, my boy is healthy as hell, has been for a while now. In fact we've been working on his posing. His dbl bicep brings the women to their knees. LOL Toothpick can have my prayer. Thanks though.