Preacher
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LOL thats what I look like when i'm drunk, no close or anything..... wong just flapping in the wind.....
Dating is scary
- Thread starter Grizzly
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Willieman
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Yeay me? OMG, WTF....ALIENS, he probably still has the pod in his bathtub.
thick
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easy solution. Do what we do and road trip to your parents and back. By the time u get back she will be shitfaced enough to wanna kiss u
I'll most likely be going out with a girl I work with who I've been chatting up the last month next Sunday. Quite a strange "date", as we're going to go to my parents house because she wants to see some cicadas(there aren't any in the city, but there's plenty there).
But that whole "when should I kiss her or should I even try to kiss her" thing is downright terrifying. I haven't had to do this in quite some while. I was with the Brownie for 2+ years and with the girl before her for 1.5yrs and anyone else I've fucked around with in the interim has been drunken fucking, so it's never been a concern.
Now here I am with a chick I actually like and I'll be sober and shit.
thick
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how the fuck did i miss this shit??? Hot damn, freaky is gonna have to give me a bigger signature page
Honestly, if she tried to have sex with me, I'd probably say no....or so I think now. It's a bit different in the moment.
Ewwwww! What a homo!
Phreezer
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So.. have your nuts droped low enough for you to kiss this girl yet?
I Can't believe you haven't got your groove on her yet.. lol
Man, you should have kissed her that first night you sat up talking to 6:30 in the morning. The right moment would have been when you two seperated. Either at her car or the door... If you haven't kissed her yet btw, that is still the right moment. OR... And this has always been my favorite.
Invite her over to watch a movie.. About half way through the movie just move over and put the lip action on her. If she's interested she'll give you a smootch back.. If she aint.. Well, the rest of that movie sure will be uncomfortable... Lol.. Seriously though, if she wasn't interested she wouldn't be taking trips with you (or she wouldn't come over to watch a movie alone with you)
I Can't believe you haven't got your groove on her yet.. lol
Man, you should have kissed her that first night you sat up talking to 6:30 in the morning. The right moment would have been when you two seperated. Either at her car or the door... If you haven't kissed her yet btw, that is still the right moment. OR... And this has always been my favorite.
Invite her over to watch a movie.. About half way through the movie just move over and put the lip action on her. If she's interested she'll give you a smootch back.. If she aint.. Well, the rest of that movie sure will be uncomfortable... Lol.. Seriously though, if she wasn't interested she wouldn't be taking trips with you (or she wouldn't come over to watch a movie alone with you)
Grizzly
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So.. have your nuts droped low enough for you to kiss this girl yet?
I Can't believe you haven't got your groove on her yet.. lol
Man, you should have kissed her that first night you sat up talking to 6:30 in the morning. The right moment would have been when you two seperated. Either at her car or the door... If you haven't kissed her yet btw, that is still the right moment. OR... And this has always been my favorite.
Invite her over to watch a movie.. About half way through the movie just move over and put the lip action on her. If she's interested she'll give you a smootch back.. If she aint.. Well, the rest of that movie sure will be uncomfortable... Lol.. Seriously though, if she wasn't interested she wouldn't be taking trips with you (or she wouldn't come over to watch a movie alone with you)
Nope, still haven't. Just hasn't seemed right. I may have been able to get away with it yesterday, but I'm not sure. After I walked her back home so she could get ready for work, she gave me a hug. After which we started to part, but she gave me a kind of strange look over her shoulder. I'm not sure what it was.
Looking back to get one last view of my hotness? (LOL) Wondering if I'm going to grab her and plant one on her? Who knows? Not me.
Unfortunately, turns out that Sunday won't be able to work. She has some concert to go to. However, you think you're Mr. Got the plan? Heh heh heh. As we were sitting and talking by the lake, she mentioned that she has never been on the ferris wheel at Navy Pier. It's a pretty damned cool ferris wheel. It's big as hell.
So, seems to me that the perfect next date would be dinner and then hanging out at Navy Pier and going on the ferris wheel. At which point I should probably kiss her because I don't think there could be a better time. Man I'm smoove!
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s7v7n
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I concur.......besssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttt idea yet!
Grizzly
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Would my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.
thick
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lmao damn grizz u gotta quit divulging all of this info. Mr micropenia man Quit spending money on her until u find out if she is romantically interested or not. ALso, dont go marrying this chic b/c u r in a lust phase. Friggin bear in heat i tell ya
Quit spending money on her until u find out if she is romantically interested or not. ALso, dont go marrying this chic b/c u r in a lust phase. Friggin bear in heat i tell ya
Would my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.
s7v7n
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Hahaha...I feel ya'. I'm the same way - my pee-pee is nothing until it gets turned on - then it's all over from thereWould my intention be trying to make her laugh? It's a grower, not a shower. LOL Shit, sitting down with my balls squished between my legs, I may as well call it an in-ie. LOL....not so much. Wish I had a fat limp donger like my old roommate so that I too could put my cock on people's shoulders while they're sitting in chairs.
Grizzly
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I have to spend money if I'm taking her out, silly.lmao damn grizz u gotta quit divulging all of this info. Mr micropenia man
Lust phase? Maybe. It's pretty strange though. I was looking for more of 5'11"-6'2" with really dark hair and I'm smitten with 5'3" girl with not so dark hair.
Sigh, things never work the way I want them to.
s7v7n
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I've heard that works really well