Pilllllssssss!!!! Help!

s7v7n

Trusted Member
Pilllllssssss!!!! Help!

Hey guys -

I need some man penis juice pills. Who wants to help me out...this is getting so frustrating...I can go about 10-15mins, but then I go soft fairly quick....so I need something to help me out!!! PUH PUH PLEASE!!!


Thanks love bugs ;)
 

TenMan

Trusted Member
Drink a bunch of whiskey and get "Whiskey Dick." You'll be hard and can fuck for hours and never cum:)

TenMan
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
Drink a bunch of whiskey and get "Whiskey Dick." You'll be hard and can fuck for hours and never cum:)

TenMan
Hahaha....Jack Daniels is a good friend, however, I am trying to tone up and haven't drank hard in prolly 6 months! I'm being good....but man were those the days...chi-chi's too!
 

Kosher Fried

Trusted Member
Hey guys -

I need some man penis juice pills. Who wants to help me out...this is getting so frustrating...I can go about 10-15mins, but then I go soft fairly quick....so I need something to help me out!!! PUH PUH PLEASE!!!


Thanks love bugs ;)
faaag!!! 15 minutes with the size 1 you're with then limp? haha
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Hey .... it's not just with her...I can 20 mins with the size 1 for sure...but others......
LOL! I think .!. is the only honest man on the boards. How come everyone fucks for 45 minutes to an hour, but the average time between pentration and climax is ~6.5 minutes?

Yeah, I used to try and control it and, actually, did a hell of a good job. But aren't we all too old for that shit? Eat it, get her off, put her on top, tell her to get herself off and then, when she does, flip her over and pump for 20 seconds, nut and tell the bitch to make you a sandwhich!

That's how it's done after age 22, boys. :p
 

Preacher

Trusted Member
LOL! I think .!. is the only honest man on the boards. How come everyone fucks for 45 minutes to an hour, but the average time between pentration and climax is ~6.5 minutes?

Yeah, I used to try and control it and, actually, did a hell of a good job. But aren't we all too old for that shit? Eat it, get her off, put her on top, tell her to get herself off and then, when she does, flip her over and pump for 20 seconds, nut and tell the bitch to make you a sandwhich!

That's how it's done after age 22, boys. :p
shit you don't even have to eat it anymore just buy her toys...... then tell her "where having sex you get a 5 minute head start, call me when your ready"..................

Thats how its done when your over 30!.........
 

thick

Moderator
lol
or just buy a hooker and be done in 30 seconds. It actually costs about the same if you pay yourself an imaginary hourly wage:cool:
shit you don't even have to eat it anymore just buy her toys...... then tell her "where having sex you get a 5 minute head start, call me when your ready"..................

Thats how its done when your over 30!.........
 

MorganKane

Trusted Member
LOL! I think .!. is the only honest man on the boards. How come everyone fucks for 45 minutes to an hour, but the average time between pentration and climax is ~6.5 minutes?

Yeah, I used to try and control it and, actually, did a hell of a good job. But aren't we all too old for that shit? Eat it, get her off, put her on top, tell her to get herself off and then, when she does, flip her over and pump for 20 seconds, nut and tell the bitch to make you a sandwhich!

That's how it's done after age 22, boys. :p
Finally some advice that makes sense :)
 
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