BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!! Shit, that might not be a word. I will gladly take all of the MM from those people who are worried...not saying you are. If they start uncovering razor blades or babies toes in it, I'll zamboni it. Author or poster of the article has to have an ulterior motive. So many articles nowadays post what theoretically could happen, at extremely high doses, from the research done on non-humans. Too much of a reach for me.
BUT, in your case, FE1, I think you may suffer from a genetic abnormality that may make you predisposed to death from it...I'll pm you my shipping addy. I'll take it off your hands!