Is it any wonder I'm smitten?

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Is it any wonder I'm smitten?

Besides the fact she uses a spreadsheet and a pie chart to chart her daily caloric intake. Besides the fact that she lifts like a man. Besides the fact that she's the smartest girl I've ever met.

As if those aren't reasons enough, check this shit out. My "girl" got attacked by her drunken roommate last night. I told her if she ever showed up for the grappling lessons she's been on my ass about giving her, she would have known how to choke her out and then she wouldn't have been punched and scratched in the tit.

She says, "I did choke her but I was trying to not fight and I would lock her up then let her go and she would come right back. I had to head butt her in the face..."

Tell me I'm not the only one with wood right now. LOL
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
Hahahha...depends on what she looks like...I need pics before I get woody. I don't wanna see a tranny...you know?
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
Hahahha...depends on what she looks like...I need pics before I get woody. I don't wanna see a tranny...you know?
She looks like a girl you'd give a nut for. How in the fuck you get that cool and that hot in the same girl is beyond me. How it is that I got her to give me the time of day....fuck, I have no idea! Sun shines on every dogs ass, I guess.

I'm working on pics. So you don't think I'm lying. ;)
 

.!.

Member
She looks like a girl you'd give a nut for. How in the fuck you get that cool and that hot in the same girl is beyond me. How it is that I got her to give me the time of day....fuck, I have no idea! Sun shines on every dogs ass, I guess.

I'm working on pics. So you don't think I'm lying. ;)
head butt? hahhaha!

my girl got in a fight once, i was fighting some fuck head at the bar and HIS girlfriend tried to attack me with a bottle, but my girl body checked her against the wall and started the whole hair pulling thing.
 

purevi1

New member
hahah thats awesome but you would be suprised how many girls are training these days, my fiance loves to grapple but it always ends with her choking one way or another
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
hahah thats awesome but you would be suprised how many girls are training these days, my fiance loves to grapple but it always ends with her choking one way or another
That's how we ended up talking to begin with. She's been taking martial arts somewhere on the northside. She started getting all scrappy one night, so I shot in and lifted her off the ground. "Put me down you monster!" LOL

The next week she started asking me to teach her to wrestle. Haven't really gotten around to the wrestling, but we've been talking all day long for 2 months.

But now I really want to teach her some stuff. Her positioning is horseshit and I don't know WTF that dude is teaching her, but he never even got around to teaching guard. :confused: So she got beat up by some guy in class who, according to her, doesn't respect her. I think I should visit the class. I'll let him start in mount with strikes. I don't care. Not too worried about it. No one fucks with that girl!
 

Chopper

Trusted Member
i don't beleive until i see pics Grizz. i've seen and heard of too many fat girls in your life over the past 5yrs on these boards!!
 

s7v7n

Trusted Member
5'8", 130lbs. Fat?
That's smoking HOT if she is built like you say....one of my old ex's was the same, well about 135lbs, and she was cute as hell, and didn't have any muscle on her, so I bet this one is cum worthy in clothes ;)
 

Eleven11

Trusted Member
Besides the fact she uses a spreadsheet and a pie chart to chart her daily caloric intake. Besides the fact that she lifts like a man. Besides the fact that she's the smartest girl I've ever met.

As if those aren't reasons enough, check this shit out. My "girl" got attacked by her drunken roommate last night. I told her if she ever showed up for the grappling lessons she's been on my ass about giving her, she would have known how to choke her out and then she wouldn't have been punched and scratched in the tit.

She says, "I did choke her but I was trying to not fight and I would lock her up then let her go and she would come right back. I had to head butt her in the face..."

Tell me I'm not the only one with wood right now. LOL


Now that's a keeper right there, of coarse the head-butt is a bonus..........11
 

Grizzly

Man Whore Expert
That's smoking HOT if she is built like you say....one of my old ex's was the same, well about 135lbs, and she was cute as hell, and didn't have any muscle on her, so I bet this one is cum worthy in clothes ;)
Actually, I seem to have made a typo. 135 is the number of this girl, too. She has some muscle. Not a ton, but she's very conscious of muscle wasting due to malnutrition and stuff that would concern us. She's proud of the fact that she's been able to increase her db curls by 20lbs over the last couple of years.

If she had abs, she'd be perfect...er. Perfecter. LOL I've even forgiven the fake tits. :p
 
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